Did we mention take-out?

posted on 19 Oct 2010 in Menus, Signs

There’s a chance you won’t hear a tip…

Photo courtesy of Kenneth Burchfiel.
Found in Japan.

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  1. Eccekio | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not obsessive about the take-out menu, it is just that I like using hyphenated-words.

  2. Eccekio | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aha! You no gettee tip-off.

  3. Eduard | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It takes out complicatedly!

  4. DrLex | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please bring a hearing aid if you want to order take-out.

  5. Eduard | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take a seat, take a look at the hearing-impaired menu, take your time and…… take off!

  6. jjhitt | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Silence Of The Take Out

  7. beechoak | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fried pigs’ ears not available for take-out…

  8. Eduard | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (* … a hungry Peter Sellers as Sidney Wang in Murder by Death)
    So if no choose from menu, my take-out not exclusive? How that works? What meaning of this?

  9. Algernon | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So what does the chef do?

  10. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Def Jam is more than a record label, it seems

  11. faulty wiring | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not USUALLY hear a take-out? So, what are the odds? I mean, I’m quite hungry but I don’t have time to read two menus. And what does a take-out sound like anyway? Should I be worried that some items on the menu may still be capable of hearing anything? Do I need to keep my voice down as I eat? Actually, I had a big lunch so I might skip dinner tonight…

  12. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stir Fried Article
    Article Fried Rice
    Sweet and Sour Article
    Steamed Article and Spam

  13. Jellychop | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would hope the “Articles of the menus” can’t hear anything; I hate when my food can listen to me eating it.

  14. jjhitt | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask for the Godfather Special: we take you out.

  15. coffeebot | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOBODY expects the take-out…

  16. Chris | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But I just got here…

  17. Kitsune | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The take out is going to order for you.

  18. phoenixx | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what happens if you want to eat-in?

  19. Xila31 | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The exclusive take-out menu only lists spam and eggs. If you want spam spam and eggs or spam eggs and beans, you’ll have to eat in.

  20. FatKenney | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take-out menu is for the exclusive use of the take-out. Take-out menu may not be re-broadcast in whole or in part without the express written consent of restaurant management. Offer may not be applicable in all areas. Void where prohibited.

  21. Ptharien's Flame | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Exclusively use the take-out visa!
    http://www.engrish.com/2009/11/use-the-visa/

  22. Pete | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, take-out orders YOU.

  23. gonovox | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Articles of the menu also usually cannot read a take-out.

  24. Jeff | 7:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take-out sing-a-long deep-frozen at drive-through.

  25. Eva | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t talk to the items themselves. They have no ears. Thanks!

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