Infinity imagine may vary

posted on 22 Oct 2010 in Computer

If your movie isn’t moving, increase lively.

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  1. DrLex | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Help poor Window 98 operating system! It is high on software!

  2. Algernon | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All the modern mod cons Windows 98 included.

  3. faulty wiring | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beta model also; cumquat shaped; records with partial camera function on mondays, wednesdays and fridays only; useful for bowel obstruction; enjoy the moderate speed with full commodore 64 functionality!

  4. Eduard | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They patented it and yet you can lose your snapping snapshots if you take out the batteries? Gee, talk about obstruction……

  5. Eduard | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Price for “Pick-up-firmly-increase-lively-and-shake-thoroughly-for-use”: Y3.
    Bring, to life ridiculously funny moving movies of you doing just that: Infinity priceless!

  6. beechoak | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the most lively live infinite infinity EVER…!

  7. beechoak | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is my pickup camera. I use it for getting chicks. It’s shaped like a pen and has lots of functions.

  8. beechoak | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To infinity…! AND BEYOND…!

  9. beechoak | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the moving movies… much better than the stop-start stills…

  10. Jellychop | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lively for live?
    Imagine infinity?
    The software is very high?
    It’s the world’s first psychotropic camera!

  11. SF | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May I check your software content? I suspect it to be above allowed standards. Likely to be full of buggy bugs.

  12. coffeebot | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Technology contain is very low.

  13. Classic Steve | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Moving as in poignant. Can’t use this camera for vaudeville.

  14. xila31 | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Our new improved super spy-like pen shaped camera, now with Windows ’98 compatibility!

  15. Eccekio | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of the – Do it yourself – Colonoscopy Kit.

  16. demondude777 | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Very high software!

    Win 98 is the next Win 7!

  17. Diztanz | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing the plug to use is easy, the super delivery speed sounds complicated.

  18. Chuck | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll try not to cry at the moving movie.

    But when I imagine the infinity, I start welling up.

  19. Lollerskate | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Eccekio: Wait, in that case the “Super delivery speed” means… eeeeuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!…

  20. Eccekio | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lollerskate.Haha. Daffinition of a Pokemon = A West Indian Proctologist.

  21. Yanyan | 8:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take and record a short moving movie.

  22. Amrut Thobbi | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ” Install software is no obstruction”..thanks a lot for that instruction otherwise it would have created so much obstruction!

  23. Gloria | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think we all enjoy a little USB contact now and then.

  24. Bear or bust | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Window 98 operation system, ask your doctor about that one.

  25. Phil | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This camera delivers!

  26. Ivan | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SOFTWARE CONTAIN IS VERY HIGH! Install software is no obstruction!

  27. David | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Windows 98! Why must you get high off my blunts!

  28. Ruuku | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I usually don’t like my software baked but this thing is just livelyful.

  29. Mark Alan Miller | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My pencil is crying. He thought his was to be the shape of convenience.

  30. name | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING! Software content may be VERY high! May contain pieces of binary, unsuitable for small children!

  31. Tom Linson | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whew! I hate when my software isn’t high

  32. Huggzie | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is SOOO convenient to take the shape of a pen, just stick your limbs to your body and start squirting ink. The software content will be sooo high!

  33. consultant | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    obstruction
    əbˈstrʌkʃ(ə)n/Submit
    noun
    1.
    the action of obstructing or the state of being obstructed.
    “walkers could proceed with the minimum of obstruction”

    This makes it worse…

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