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My wife can cook and saw…
posted on 16 Oct 2010 in Menus
Never know when you’ll have to trim a chair leg…
Photo courtesy of Mike Bates.
Hotel room booklet found in Japan.
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If nail clippers aren’t enough for emergency surgery.
Sounds like the set-up for a new Saw movie: chained to a wall in a Japanese hotel room, with only a bottle opener, can opener, nail clippers, sawing set, ice pillow and thermometer available…
Do it yourself amputation.
It puts the notion in the basket…
Hello, Room Service… I need another chain saw.
Hun, have you seen my travel hammer?
Do I clip the nail before or after sawing?
Inspector, I clipped my nail last night before bed, and woke up one sock too many!
I saw that.
more than one way to get out of a math test…..
Does your wife watch “Sawing For Teens” on tv?
http://www.nfb.ca/film/big_snit/
I have a notion to open up can of whoop-ass on you !
Don’t doubt me. There’s a can opener right here next to the saw !
Sawing set is especially useful for morning wood.
Idon’t need an ice pillow. the ugly rude ones do fine thanks.
By the way. If they’re no ions, what are they – quarks?
Well, they do get a lot of dead hookers in that hotel.
Ice pillow – You’ll be out cold.
Well, now we know what notions are, anyway.
A sawing set: our special offer to touring rock stars in case they want to trash a room discreetly.
You know how tough the steak is if the hotel serves it with a sawing set.
You saw my wife, then I saw your wood.