My wife can cook and saw…

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   SF | 3:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If nail clippers aren’t enough for emergency surgery.

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   DrLex | 3:20 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Sounds like the set-up for a new Saw movie: chained to a wall in a Japanese hotel room, with only a bottle opener, can opener, nail clippers, sawing set, ice pillow and thermometer available…

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   Algernon | 3:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Do it yourself amputation.

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   jjhitt | 3:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It puts the notion in the basket…

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   jjhitt | 3:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hello, Room Service… I need another chain saw.

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   coffeebot | 4:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hun, have you seen my travel hammer?

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   Tong | 4:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Do I clip the nail before or after sawing?

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   Tong | 4:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Inspector, I clipped my nail last night before bed, and woke up one sock too many!

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   Chris | 7:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I saw that.

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    phoenixx | 7:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    more than one way to get out of a math test…..

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    Quantity Surveyor Man | 8:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Does your wife watch “Sawing For Teens” on tv?

    http://www.nfb.ca/film/big_snit/

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    Chuck | 8:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I have a notion to open up can of whoop-ass on you !

    Don’t doubt me. There’s a can opener right here next to the saw !

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    Toiletman | 9:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sawing set is especially useful for morning wood.

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    Eccekio | 10:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Idon’t need an ice pillow. the ugly rude ones do fine thanks.

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    Eccekio | 10:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    By the way. If they’re no ions, what are they – quarks?

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    A Non-Y Mouse | 11:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, they do get a lot of dead hookers in that hotel.

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    FatKenney | 12:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ice pillow – You’ll be out cold.

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    Salome | 1:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, now we know what notions are, anyway.

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    Lana | 3:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    A sawing set: our special offer to touring rock stars in case they want to trash a room discreetly.

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    emily2903 | 7:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You know how tough the steak is if the hotel serves it with a sawing set.

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    Don Noitall | 11:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You saw my wife, then I saw your wood.

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