Please do not feed the tourist…
Do not stare directly at the tourist…
Photo courtesy of Amy Gough.
Found outside of Dandong, China.
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Tourists may bite, esp those from the North Korean border!
The cage for tourists is that way……
Warning sign for all 3-language-speaking animals out there: if you see this sign, you are too close to a tourist…….
Get a tourism vaccination now
TOURISM: One of the lesser-known capital sins.
Careful they hunt in packs and follow flags.
Sign found in Port Clinton, Ohio
Thank God for the US and the war on tourer. Now we can all sleep soundly.
Beware the Tourist, my beamish boy!
The camera that snaps, the sunscreen hat,
Beware the Bermuda shorts, and shun
The frumious Airstream Trailer!”
“We got one of those back home!”
“They’re back”
Much like the man who saw the sign:
***BEWARE THE LLAMA SPITS***
and he was.
Beware of Tourism….Especially Airport busses.
Baddest tourism, vely danger!
Please report any people with cameras to the nearest police station.
Yeah, I hear they can be mean…….
Tourism! Almost as hazardous as safety:
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/beware-of-safety.jpg
dan’s dong is a popular place
good good study! day day up!
Aaaah… Yet another ‘ism’ to beware of….
Tour at your own risk!
Tourism — the root of all evil.
beware of the sign
“Crikey! Look at that tourist! It’s really agitated so let’s be very careful in touching it. This tourist has enough venom that can kill seven humans in less than 2 minutes”
You tourist! Beware of bed sock infestation!
A fabulous beast is the Tourist,
As it leaps from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in the Rhubarb Tree,
And whilstles like a cow.
EDIT: whistles.
Pay attention to warning signs: rental cars and fanny packs. Stay clear of areas tourists are known to frequent such as souvenir shops and exaggerated points of interest. Attacks from tourists are most likely to occur during ‘tourist season’ but can happen at any time near museums or amusement parks. If you see any suspicious commemorative patches, bumper stickers or coins, contact your local tourist ranger immediately.
This sign is also often found in Orlando, Florida.
They might shoot you with their cameras.
damn tourist, having fun at the having fun prohibited zone
In case you don’t know, the sign actually tells the tourist to stay on the safe side while touring.
yet another “friendly” place..
Please send more tourists. The last ones were delicious.
TRUE WITH AMERICAN TOURISTS,BCOZ. WHEREVER THEY GO ,THE PLACE WILL BE RUINED.
Beware of Tourists: They shoot first (with cameras), ask questions(like when do we eat?)later!
Locals only.
They’ll make us have to write more signs in English!
No tourists looking at this comment!
perhaps this is a sign on the Yalu river (Chinese side) facing China.
Do not startle the tourist, Badger Harry, etc.
Dont say we didnt warn you about the damn tourists!
Darn! They found out my secret. Now how am I ever going to lure in the locals??
I better watch out next time I go to Korea…
The Beijing Today blog explains this sign in good detail (I won’t post the link here because it may be considered spam).
“Don’t Feed the tourists!”
My translation from Chinese: “Safe Tourism”
thats raceisum!
they get alot (I mean alot of things) wrong. including the spelling
A tourist ate my mother!
Okay, seriously, what is this mean?????
Somehow I do not feel very wercome
whaaa is it contagious?
Museum and Art Gallery tourists are generally of a docile nature, and if not protecting their young can be safely approached.
The species to be aware of, however, are sports stadium and beach tourists. Agitated easily especially when hungry, they are a genuine hazard to one’s safety. Hunting in packs, they generally are of muscular build and can easily dismember a fully grown man.
i hope this has given you some insight and helps you to avoid being placed in an unfortunate circumstance.