Shoes will remember you…

posted on 3 Oct 2010 in Clothing

I know he existed: I can see the bathtub ring

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
T-shirt found in Taiwan.

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  1. SF | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The explanation is in “Texaco addiction”. Beware of benzene fumes.

  2. faulty wiring | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    BP need not worry about leaving something to remind everyone they existed…or Caltex or Shell

  3. faulty wiring | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My shoes as ALWAYS untied…except in this casual photograph.

  4. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can trust your shoes to the man who … on second thought, no you can’t.

  5. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you just hate it when you wake up and find Charles Manson in your bath tub? The day usually goes downhill from there.

  6. Algernon | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So whats untied sneakers got to do with petrol sniffing

  7. Silly Uncle Willy | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can trust your shoes to the man who gargles booze. No? You can trust your shoes to the man who sings the blues.

  8. beechoak | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Huffing gasoline makes you forget to tie your shoes…

  9. beechoak | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a Texaco addiction… My shoes are always untied… I’m always tripping…

  10. Ani | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My Texaco addiction cost me everything.
    All I have left is my bathtub.

  11. gbear | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Joey Ramone sure is getting dark on us.

  12. Gwydion Williams | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have shoes, therefore I am

  13. phoenixx | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the newest drug craze texaco and sneakers

  14. Chuck | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our friend, Ryan, has been busy !

    Hats -and shoes – off to Ryan !

  15. kitsune | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey man, you’re supposed to take your shoe off before getting in the tub.

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And on the third day, so sayeth Imelda Marcos.

  17. DanT | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wrong time to have a Cialis moment…

  18. DrLex | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems this guy’s only friends are his sneakers. Why else would he be so worried about his shoes forgetting his existence?

  19. Big Fat Cat | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I stink, therefore I am .

  20. Big Fat Cat | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My shoes are always untied and my barnhouse doors are always opened.

  21. mickeygreeneyes | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And who will be here to remind them I existed? Enough to make me jump into my own tub and slit my wrists!

  22. Ralph Hamilton | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoes untied?
    Oh! I get it. Freelance shoes!

    ***HAVE SHOES WILL TRAVEL***

    Now. What’s with the crash helmet in the bathtub?

  23. Mar Ita Voj | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This IS what you’ll be spouting if you get Texaco-addicted.

  24. xila31 | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I keep falling down and don’t know why.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t talk to your kids about Texaco, who will?

  26. ELaMa | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    let your feet do the walking

  27. Lollerskate | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Opressive shoeowner is oppresive

  28. April | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy crap!! I know this guy! This is my friend Daniel, and this is his picture!

    How can I get one of these T-shirts???

  29. Ryan Mitchell | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I freakin KNOW that guy!!!! I’m not kidding I actually do know that guy.

  30. Eoin | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah yes, those were the days, Saturday afternoon listening to the Metropolitan Opera, lying in the bathtub fully clothed. And who will be there to remind them that Milton Cross and Peter Allen existed?

  31. BigHeadSarge | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Converse might sue Texaco if they managed to produce shoes with a star on the side, especially if anyone’s addicted to them.

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