The custodian must be read it as follow!

posted on 8 Oct 2010 in Instructions, Toys

Photo courtesy of Marcus Antonsson.
Photo of toy box.

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  1. Eduard | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No, seriously, someone needs a doctor so as to lead to sanity!

  2. Eduard | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (if I were a woman…..):
    No, no batteries, just the forbidden finger…..

  3. Eduard | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a good thing they didn’t go as far with Engrish as to lead to “after play, take out and turn off batteries”…….

  4. Eduard | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it’s just me, but is this the most sexually implicit toy instruction set out there OR WHAT?

  5. DrZos | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Only speakers of Engrish may can using this toy by safety

  6. Algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with the Tai Wan Xin Zhu Rice Noodles.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My forbidden finger got stuck into the anode without correcting the negative pole. Would someone help?

  8. beechoak | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Improper battery use and liquid leakage… JUST WHAT KIND OF TOY IS THIS?!??

  9. DrLex | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not cover head with plastic bag. Plastic bag should be placed over forbidden finger, which then should be inserted as moving part. Take care not to cause stifle when leading forbidden finger into mouth. After playing, if liquid from forbidden finger has adhered to skin, hair or clothes, wash at once.

  10. Eccekio | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Come all you young children, take a warnin by me,
    Forbid the finger, don’t mix no batt’ry,
    For the acid will get you , and enter your eyes,
    And the gap will catch fingers, that are a small size.♫

  11. Eduard | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫So as to…
    Eat it, eat it,
    No one wants to be forbidded
    Showin’ how funky and strong is your finger
    It doesn’t matter if you’re right- or left- winger♫

  12. MingTheMerciless | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not play under 3 years children, or else they will get all stringy and sinewy and not taste nearly as good when you so as to eat.

  13. jjhitt | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Stanislov Nokowski am I’m the Negative Pole. You got a problem with that?

  14. Eccekio | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You Asians have strange after-play.

  15. jjhitt | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finger, do not insert.
    In my country, we call that foreplay.

  16. Eccekio | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt. No sir. I’m just here for the Anode.

  17. jjhitt | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can lead a horse to water wash, but you cant make him stifle.

  18. Eccekio | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt Australian foreplay: “Are you awake/”

  19. Amanda | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I see a potential action movie title:

    Liquid Leakage: Heat and Splits

  20. Xila31 | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One old battery and one new, the tale of the forbidden!

  21. Josh | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Life in Archie Bunker’s house:
    Edith: Archie!!!! Did you water wash your hands before sitting down for dinner?
    Archie: Cover head and face with plastic-bag so as to lead to stifle, Edith!

  22. demondude777 | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case, battery liquid entered into eyes, Please water wash?

    So what do I use to wash with if the liquid gets in my eyes out of case?

  23. rorry | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Custodian’ must be Engrish code for Dungeon Mistress….

  24. minvac | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …ahhhH! Forget it, I don’t wanna play anymore.

  25. FatKenney | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Improper use of batteries leads to liquid leakage? And here I thought it was my prostate.

  26. Alan | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forbidden small parts!? Hey, I resemble that comment!

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When Circuit City merged with the Forbidden City…

  28. chickenman | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As warned by Stifle’s Mom.

  29. pauloo | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If not seriously; or you’re just faking battery liquid in eyes, please kindly lead yourself to stifle.

  30. ELaMa | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what small parts?

  31. Lollerskate | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You ain’t eatin’ mah lunch batteries, kiddie!

  32. MGabbard | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pay attention to the forbidden finger… Or else !!!

  33. AstrayKat | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just want the kid to stifle! please! why doesn’t it stop?!

  34. Chuck Tedeschi | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forbidden Instructions are stifle…

  35. Laughingstock | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Eccekio: American foreplay: forbidden small parts led into the mouth might cause a little stifling, but if foreplay is successful and the liquid leakage enters into the eyes and/or clothes, ususally you just have to wash it. Danger usually only occurs when something OTHER than finger inserted into moving parts and negative pole had no plastic-bag. ~wink wink nudge nudge~

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