The custodian must be read it as follow!

posted on 8 Oct 2010 in Instructions, Toys

Photo courtesy of Marcus Antonsson.
Photo of toy box.

38 captions

  1. Eduard | 3:06 am |

    No, seriously, someone needs a doctor so as to lead to sanity!

  2. Eduard | 3:08 am |

    (if I were a woman…..):
    No, no batteries, just the forbidden finger…..

  3. Eduard | 3:11 am |

    It’s a good thing they didn’t go as far with Engrish as to lead to “after play, take out and turn off batteries”…….

  4. Eduard | 3:12 am |

    Maybe it’s just me, but is this the most sexually implicit toy instruction set out there OR WHAT?

  5. DrZos | 3:39 am |

    CAUTION: Only speakers of Engrish may can using this toy by safety

  6. Algernon | 4:16 am |

    Goes well with the Tai Wan Xin Zhu Rice Noodles.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |

    My forbidden finger got stuck into the anode without correcting the negative pole. Would someone help?

  8. beechoak | 4:34 am |

    Improper battery use and liquid leakage… JUST WHAT KIND OF TOY IS THIS?!??

  9. DrLex | 4:46 am |

    Do not cover head with plastic bag. Plastic bag should be placed over forbidden finger, which then should be inserted as moving part. Take care not to cause stifle when leading forbidden finger into mouth. After playing, if liquid from forbidden finger has adhered to skin, hair or clothes, wash at once.

  10. Eccekio | 4:47 am |

    ♫Come all you young children, take a warnin by me,
    Forbid the finger, don’t mix no batt’ry,
    For the acid will get you , and enter your eyes,
    And the gap will catch fingers, that are a small size.♫

  11. Eduard | 4:58 am |

    ♫So as to…
    Eat it, eat it,
    No one wants to be forbidded
    Showin’ how funky and strong is your finger
    It doesn’t matter if you’re right- or left- winger♫

  12. MingTheMerciless | 5:14 am |

    Not play under 3 years children, or else they will get all stringy and sinewy and not taste nearly as good when you so as to eat.

  13. jjhitt | 5:16 am |

    I’m Stanislov Nokowski am I’m the Negative Pole. You got a problem with that?

  14. Eccekio | 5:19 am |

    You Asians have strange after-play.

  15. jjhitt | 5:20 am |

    Finger, do not insert.
    In my country, we call that foreplay.

  16. Eccekio | 5:23 am |

    @jjhitt. No sir. I’m just here for the Anode.

  17. jjhitt | 5:23 am |

    You can lead a horse to water wash, but you cant make him stifle.

  18. Eccekio | 5:27 am |

    @jjhitt Australian foreplay: “Are you awake/”

  19. Amanda | 9:04 am |

    I see a potential action movie title:

    Liquid Leakage: Heat and Splits

  20. Xila31 | 9:49 am |

    One old battery and one new, the tale of the forbidden!

  21. Josh | 10:25 am |

    Life in Archie Bunker’s house:
    Edith: Archie!!!! Did you water wash your hands before sitting down for dinner?
    Archie: Cover head and face with plastic-bag so as to lead to stifle, Edith!

  22. demondude777 | 11:23 am |

    In case, battery liquid entered into eyes, Please water wash?

    So what do I use to wash with if the liquid gets in my eyes out of case?

  23. rorry | 1:55 pm |

    ‘Custodian’ must be Engrish code for Dungeon Mistress….

  24. minvac | 6:32 pm |

    …ahhhH! Forget it, I don’t wanna play anymore.

  25. FatKenney | 7:18 pm |

    Improper use of batteries leads to liquid leakage? And here I thought it was my prostate.

  26. Alan | 11:15 am |

    Forbidden small parts!? Hey, I resemble that comment!

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:41 am |

    When Circuit City merged with the Forbidden City…

  28. chickenman | 12:20 am |

    As warned by Stifle’s Mom.

  29. pauloo | 4:09 pm |

    If not seriously; or you’re just faking battery liquid in eyes, please kindly lead yourself to stifle.

  30. ELaMa | 5:26 pm |

    what small parts?

  31. Lollerskate | 1:29 am |

    You ain’t eatin’ mah lunch batteries, kiddie!

  32. MGabbard | 2:51 pm |

    Pay attention to the forbidden finger… Or else !!!

  33. AstrayKat | 8:53 pm |

    I just want the kid to stifle! please! why doesn’t it stop?!

  34. Chuck Tedeschi | 11:46 pm |

    Forbidden Instructions are stifle…

  35. Laughingstock | 9:45 am |

    @Eccekio: American foreplay: forbidden small parts led into the mouth might cause a little stifling, but if foreplay is successful and the liquid leakage enters into the eyes and/or clothes, ususally you just have to wash it. Danger usually only occurs when something OTHER than finger inserted into moving parts and negative pole had no plastic-bag. ~wink wink nudge nudge~

  36. Myself | 2:07 pm |

    Stifling heat…and splits!

  37. Myself | 2:08 pm |

    If they make you do the splits to punish you if you improperly use the batteries…goddamn, I’m scared straight. I’d accidentally castrate myself if I tried to do the splits.

  38. Myself | 2:09 pm |

    That, or this toy is for gymnasts’ use only. Those who can properly withstand heat and splits.

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