The most cautious beverage in town!

posted on 26 Oct 2010 in Chinglish

For safety time

Photo courtesy of Jennie Svensson.
Sign found in Suzhou, China.

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  1. Eduard | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The water that doesn’t upset you OR your stomach.

  2. Eduard | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It flows carefully!

  3. Eduard | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …. but filthy, nevertheless….

  4. Lana | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful waters run deep… You can’t see them…

  5. DrLex | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Water only becomes reckless when the alcohol content is above 20%.

  6. DrZos | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stays away from falls…

  7. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Safe to drink in foreign countries

  8. Eccekio | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the use in civilized urinating.

  9. SF | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Necessarily still.

  10. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful but not very clear.

  11. coffeebot | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with Safety Thin-Ice Cubes

  12. jjhitt | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Water. Don’t try it at home.

  13. Salome | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For gently spray on the sleeping grass.

  14. jjhitt | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful water WALKS downhill.

  15. Classic Steve | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: No, it tiptoes.

  16. Classic Steve | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like a bridge over… um, never mind.

  17. xila31 | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next we will see the cautious stairs and the vigilant slippery floors.

  18. Alkaline | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *sigh* They could just add a comma and the whole thing would make sense.

  19. demondude777 | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prevents splashback!

  20. emily2903 | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careless swimmers!

  21. KB | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ‘H’ is fine, it’s them two ’0′s you’ve got to keep your eye on.

  22. Stuart Bowden | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Water we wollying about, isn’t it?

  23. Laura Reed | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! Water I can trust…most of the waters I meet these days are thinking of no one but themselves!

  24. phoenixx | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mix with careful with dirt

  25. kitsune | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful with the water, especially if it comes from the poop up pool.

  26. Nemanja Ivanovic | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not try to approach careful water, you will spook it.

  27. emily2903 | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The water is always careful. So, if someone drowns in it, don’t blame the water!

  28. Max Period | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My translation: “Water depth 1m – be careful”. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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