Welcome to McCannibals…

posted on 21 Oct 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

It may not cost an arm and a leg, but it sure tastes like it…


Photo courtesy of Weston Temple.
Found in Haidian district of Beijing, China.

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  1. beechoak | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … we also offer a little something for the carnivore.

  2. beechoak | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those aren’t pork rinds…

  3. Algernon | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Y3! What a bargain.

  4. Eduard | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boy, do those flesh and bones come cheap, or what?

  5. Eduard | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lindsay Lohan was here…..

  6. faulty wiring | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like giblets with that?

  7. Eduard | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because flash and bones are RARE!

  8. Eduard | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    * actually, the price doesn’t make sense if they’re hard to find, but that’s a good pun, though….. :D

  9. faulty wiring | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @beechoak

    …and THAT isn’t a cashew nut!!!

  10. Eduard | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    * flesh…. (damn)

  11. Lana | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For this price the bones are meant to be bought to use as chopsticks… the flesh is thrown in out of sheer generosity.

  12. DrLex | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to our exclusive take-out, conveniently placed at the rear exit of our slaughterhouse.

  13. Eccekio | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well! It would be a waste, to do nothing with all those criminals they execute.

  14. Eccekio | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    IN fact. After the meal I was felon pretty good.

  15. SF | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    McHannibal would have been a better title …

  16. jjhitt | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like some Blood, Sweat and Tears to go with that?

  17. jjhitt | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    French Fries with real French.

  18. jjhitt | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I heard the Hash Browns say “I feel good!”.

  19. Chris | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And a side of fava beans with that, please.

  20. coffeebot | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, but it costs an arm and a leg…

  21. demondude777 | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow in China they take the term “Eat me” a little too far….

  22. Jellychop | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently they’ve gone to the dogs.

  23. Maren | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - One Cashew nut, please! – That will be 20 yen

  24. kitsune | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just in time for Halloween too.

  25. Chris | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @demondude777: Yeah-when I said, “Eat me,” I didn’t mean “Eat me!”

  26. Classic Steve | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, gross! That is not what I needed to read when trying to decide on an order! Hash browns, yechh…

  27. Gwydion Williams | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    20 yuan for one cashew nut

  28. phoenixx | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wonder how fresh this food is… what happened to the waiter…uhhh

  29. DragonLady | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even at that price, I insist the bones be crunchy & the flesh succulent.

  30. FatKenney | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put a little meat on your bones – by devouring it off of someone else’s. Best little diner on Fleet Street. Also try our meat pies.

  31. Chuck | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, what’s the skinny on their menu ?

  32. Chuck | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ” Ear ! Try the Brown Hash ! “

  33. Bob* | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what the chinese characters says <_<

  34. Eccekio | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter Waiter!”

    “You have your thumb in my dinner.”

    ‘Yes sir.’

  35. Well | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, that’s what it literally says in Chinese. It’s only “Engrish” because it cannot be properly translated into a culturally understandable equivalent.

  36. Alkaline | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Actually, the chinese does say ‘flesh and bones’. It’s actually chicken meat and cartilage (hence ‘bones’. Cartilage is known as ‘Soft bone’ in chinese) impaled on a stick. Apparent this culinary monstrosity was first put forward by chinese KFC chains.

  37. phoenixx | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why do i think of wendy’s when i read this?…

  38. StarBase10 | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Eating Flesh and bones) Bleh! I’ve just ate the employee’s meat! Disgusting!

  39. redcity | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    wow, they serve dog food here too

  40. Domino | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HA! I’m a vegetarian!

    O_O Wait, a packet of cashews will cost me WHAT?!

  41. charles | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    its fleshier boner good feel of life fun

  42. garudamon11 | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they mean french flies

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