We’re just not that close

posted on 17 Oct 2010 in Snacks

I can’t miss you if you won’t go away…


Photo courtesy of Mackenzie Marcotte.
Gift cookies found at Narita Airport, Japan.

20 captions

  1. Algernon | 3:04 am |

    Just get lost.

  2. emily2903 | 3:13 am |

    Since there is no harmony between us, let’s just keep our distance.

  3. Pete | 3:48 am |

    Why didn’t they just translate the Japanese and say “White Forest Harmony” instead of repeating the Japanese twice…once in Japanese and once in romaji?

    Instead they get “No Harmony”. Sounds like my household.

  4. jjhitt | 4:18 am |

    I ought to be able to put 150 yards on that heart with a 5 Iron.

  5. DrLex | 5:05 am |

    I would also wish happiness after a heart transplant.

  6. Terri | 5:18 am |

    There’s surely no more harmony. I wholeheartedly wish you distant happiness. Order me a case and ship them to my mother-in-law.

  7. kitsune | 7:29 am |

    Can we at least get some melody then?

  8. Lora | 8:03 am |

    Absence does make the heart grow fonder. The less I see of you, the better I like you. 😛

  9. Eccekio | 11:10 am |

    Well! Having been married for 42 years, I can recommend separate houses. Works fine for me. Or if your budget runs to it, separate countries.

  10. Eccekio | 11:11 am |

    43 actually

  11. DragonLady | 2:47 pm |

    Up close, I wish you to mori & go to Hell.

  12. Eccekio | 3:03 pm |

    I KNOW! I KNOW!!. They’re bags of Stuff Off Powder.

  13. phoenixx | 11:19 pm |

    don’t go away mad just go away!!!!

  14. Lana | 2:55 am |

    We are sorry to see you go (alive)… Here’s a biscuit, since the fugu apparently didn’t work…

  15. RiderLeangle | 10:06 am |

    OK.. Thats a bad sign when I can’t figure out what’s wrong..

  16. my guitar wants to kill your mama | 9:05 am |

    Note to self: new favourite text message

  17. Chuck | 8:52 pm |

    In other words, you’re wonderful from afar, but far from wonderful !

  18. Sensei Le Roof | 2:27 pm |

    I don’t wish every happiness. Gotta keep some for myself, you know. And only with my left ventricle.

  19. bt6336 | 6:32 am |

    ‘no’ is like a clause. you pronounce it as ‘no’ not ‘noe’ (not capital ‘O’)

  20. 777 | 2:29 pm |

    No friendship either

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