We’re just not that close

posted on 17 Oct 2010 in Snacks

I can’t miss you if you won’t go away…


Photo courtesy of Mackenzie Marcotte.
Gift cookies found at Narita Airport, Japan.

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  1. Algernon | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just get lost.

  2. emily2903 | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Since there is no harmony between us, let’s just keep our distance.

  3. Pete | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why didn’t they just translate the Japanese and say “White Forest Harmony” instead of repeating the Japanese twice…once in Japanese and once in romaji?

    Instead they get “No Harmony”. Sounds like my household.

  4. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I ought to be able to put 150 yards on that heart with a 5 Iron.

  5. DrLex | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would also wish happiness after a heart transplant.

  6. Terri | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s surely no more harmony. I wholeheartedly wish you distant happiness. Order me a case and ship them to my mother-in-law.

  7. kitsune | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can we at least get some melody then?

  8. Lora | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Absence does make the heart grow fonder. The less I see of you, the better I like you. 😛

  9. Eccekio | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well! Having been married for 42 years, I can recommend separate houses. Works fine for me. Or if your budget runs to it, separate countries.

  10. Eccekio | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    43 actually

  11. DragonLady | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Up close, I wish you to mori & go to Hell.

  12. Eccekio | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I KNOW! I KNOW!!. They’re bags of Stuff Off Powder.

  13. phoenixx | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t go away mad just go away!!!!

  14. Lana | 2:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are sorry to see you go (alive)… Here’s a biscuit, since the fugu apparently didn’t work…

  15. RiderLeangle | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK.. Thats a bad sign when I can’t figure out what’s wrong..

  16. my guitar wants to kill your mama | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Note to self: new favourite text message

  17. Chuck | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, you’re wonderful from afar, but far from wonderful !

  18. Sensei Le Roof | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t wish every happiness. Gotta keep some for myself, you know. And only with my left ventricle.

  19. bt6336 | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘no’ is like a clause. you pronounce it as ‘no’ not ‘noe’ (not capital ‘O’)

  20. 777 | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No friendship either

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