Don’t stop the rock!

posted on 30 Nov 2010 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Ryan Metheral.
Found on an airport bus.
Japanese says: “Lock the door
and the light will turn on.”
Originally posted 2004.6.2

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You’d better crash!

posted on 30 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Crashing mandatory


Photo courtesy of Dirk van Wel.
Found in Mae Hong Son Province, Thailand.

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Got Sunglasses?

posted on 29 Nov 2010 in Clothing

Sounds like a good day to stay indoors…


T-shirt found in Japan.
Originally posted 2004.6.23

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Climactic prophylactic

posted on 29 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

It’s not his heart that is throbbing…

Photo courtesy of Keith Carlaw.
Found on nightstand in Nantong, China hotel room.

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Who are you calling “satiety face?”

posted on 28 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Kiara Alvarado.
Bolls designed by Korea, made in China.

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Trohibitstan: voted least friendly

posted on 27 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Believe it, my uncle lost a leg during a skirmish in Trohibitstan.



Photo courtesy of Courtney and John.
Sign warning visitors not to get too close to the edge of a cliff.
Folded Brocade Hill, Guilin, China.

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Interphone

posted on 26 Nov 2010 in Signs

Until then, go find something to do…

Photo courtesy of Elena Nazvanova.
Originally posted 2004.8.6

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You can’t Ctrl-Z spraypaint….

posted on 26 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

That’s funny…it spell-checks when I write on a Facebook wall…

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week!
Photo courtesy of F.N.D.
Found in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

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We’re groin’ to the movies!

posted on 25 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Dillinger’s escape was a close shave…

Photo courtesy of Louise.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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High Quality Nuts

posted on 24 Nov 2010 in Snacks

Especially after a long jog….

Photo courtesy of Connie and Chris.
Originally posted 2003.7.10

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