10 minutes…

posted on 13 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items



Photo courtesy of Michael Tedesco.
Found in British Columbia, Canada.

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  1. lexismad | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Omnipotence, the Great Canadian Dream.

  2. Algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gets rid of unwanted fat in seconds everywhere

  3. faulty wiring | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At the end of the seventh day, God was pleased. But then he saw the fattiness, and he was much displeased. ‘Yay’ he spake, ‘what I needeth is some sort of whipping apparatus that will shape these slovenly masses into slender stems. And it will do so in a timely manner, say, ten minutes.’ And thus it was so. ‘And to this whipping apparatus I shall give a name, and that name shall be Seven, because it is meant to work in ten minutes. For this reason, I shall call it seven. Because fat people are easily confused and hopeless at maths, and will only use it for seven minutes anyway, regardless of what the instructions say.’ And so it was. ‘And for this self flagellation device, imbued with the amazing ability to induce the loss of fattiness, I shall charge no more that $99.95, with a special offer for the first 50 sold, namely a new MP3 version of the King James Bible’. And yay it was so. And God was much pleased.

  4. DrLex | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I am Seven of Nine of the Borg. You will be makeovered in only 10 minutes. Resistance is futile.

  5. JJ Hitt | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Omnipotence whips fattiness. Every time.

  6. JJ Hitt | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Go forward. Move ahead… ♫

  7. Areze | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The omnipotent and whips fattiness all in seven minutes!

  8. Ageless | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want one. Doesn’t matter I’m scared of its description. I need one! :)

  9. SF | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whip me another 10 minutes. Pleaaase !

  10. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This was actually a movie merchandising tie-in with the film The Magnificent Seven (famously inspired by The Seven Samurai) but the title was unfortunate poorly translated. The surplus merchandise was then repackaged (again poorly translated, but that’s a given for packages featured on this site) and exported to Canada.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    O Canada, Our home and fat man’s land!

  12. dangevin | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, my waist certainly looks different. Same size, but now it’s covered in long red welts.

  13. dangevin | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    10 Minutes.
    7 Omnipotence.
    23 Human rights violations.

  14. my guitar wants to kill your mama | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    looks just like a telefunken U47

  15. Eccekio | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The moment you mentioned the whipping apparatus I was yours.

  16. Tong | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my god! 8 omnipotence and 12 minutes later, my waist is overmaked!

  17. Chuck | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @dangevin — Priceless ! (or $99.95 Cdn)

  18. xila31 | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why pay those crazy prices for a certified plastic surgeon? Now in only 12 minutes you can lift and tuck at home! Only 19.95! Call now and we’ll throw in a second kit absolutely free!

  19. Ptharien's Flame | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only on Engrish.com will you find a verb like “makeovered”.

  20. coffeebot | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extreme Body Makeovered

  21. Jeff | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew the seven dwarfs were sent by God to whip the fat out of that chubby Snow White chick…

  22. Da chiken | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you need a makeovered?

  23. Candace | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get whipped into shape!

  24. Mrs. Moore | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    10 minute omnipotence? I’m in!

  25. cocaslocas | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Merlin’s Beard!
    It’s the 4th of the Deadly Hallows!
    If only Voldemort had known…

  26. Sr. Jon | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing is as omnipotent at makeovering your fattiness!

  27. Julie | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once I have the omnipotence I doubt I’ll care about the fattiness of my waist!

  28. Yallo | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In just 10 minutes, my whip was fattered…

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