10 minutes…

posted on 13 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items



Photo courtesy of Michael Tedesco.
Found in British Columbia, Canada.

28 captions

  1. lexismad | 4:16 am |

    Omnipotence, the Great Canadian Dream.

  2. Algernon | 4:18 am |

    Gets rid of unwanted fat in seconds everywhere

  3. faulty wiring | 4:19 am |

    At the end of the seventh day, God was pleased. But then he saw the fattiness, and he was much displeased. ‘Yay’ he spake, ‘what I needeth is some sort of whipping apparatus that will shape these slovenly masses into slender stems. And it will do so in a timely manner, say, ten minutes.’ And thus it was so. ‘And to this whipping apparatus I shall give a name, and that name shall be Seven, because it is meant to work in ten minutes. For this reason, I shall call it seven. Because fat people are easily confused and hopeless at maths, and will only use it for seven minutes anyway, regardless of what the instructions say.’ And so it was. ‘And for this self flagellation device, imbued with the amazing ability to induce the loss of fattiness, I shall charge no more that $99.95, with a special offer for the first 50 sold, namely a new MP3 version of the King James Bible’. And yay it was so. And God was much pleased.

  4. DrLex | 4:31 am |

    I am Seven of Nine of the Borg. You will be makeovered in only 10 minutes. Resistance is futile.

  5. JJ Hitt | 4:45 am |

    Omnipotence whips fattiness. Every time.

  6. JJ Hitt | 4:47 am |

    ♫ Go forward. Move ahead… ♫

  7. Areze | 5:26 am |

    The omnipotent and whips fattiness all in seven minutes!

  8. Ageless | 5:50 am |

    I want one. Doesn’t matter I’m scared of its description. I need one! 🙂

  9. SF | 6:20 am |

    Whip me another 10 minutes. Pleaaase !

  10. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:56 am |

    This was actually a movie merchandising tie-in with the film The Magnificent Seven (famously inspired by The Seven Samurai) but the title was unfortunate poorly translated. The surplus merchandise was then repackaged (again poorly translated, but that’s a given for packages featured on this site) and exported to Canada.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 8:04 am |

    O Canada, Our home and fat man’s land!

  12. dangevin | 8:11 am |

    Well, my waist certainly looks different. Same size, but now it’s covered in long red welts.

  13. dangevin | 8:13 am |

    10 Minutes.
    7 Omnipotence.
    23 Human rights violations.

  14. my guitar wants to kill your mama | 10:16 am |

    looks just like a telefunken U47

  15. Eccekio | 11:26 am |

    The moment you mentioned the whipping apparatus I was yours.

  16. Tong | 2:41 pm |

    Oh my god! 8 omnipotence and 12 minutes later, my waist is overmaked!

  17. Chuck | 2:55 pm |

    @dangevin — Priceless ! (or $99.95 Cdn)

  18. xila31 | 11:05 pm |

    Why pay those crazy prices for a certified plastic surgeon? Now in only 12 minutes you can lift and tuck at home! Only 19.95! Call now and we’ll throw in a second kit absolutely free!

  19. Ptharien's Flame | 1:31 pm |

    Only on Engrish.com will you find a verb like “makeovered”.

  20. coffeebot | 6:29 pm |

    Extreme Body Makeovered

  21. Jeff | 7:35 pm |

    I knew the seven dwarfs were sent by God to whip the fat out of that chubby Snow White chick…

  22. Da chiken | 12:55 pm |

    Do you need a makeovered?

  23. Candace | 4:57 am |

    Get whipped into shape!

  24. Mrs. Moore | 3:42 pm |

    10 minute omnipotence? I’m in!

  25. cocaslocas | 5:16 pm |

    Merlin’s Beard!
    It’s the 4th of the Deadly Hallows!
    If only Voldemort had known…

  26. Sr. Jon | 8:20 pm |

    Nothing is as omnipotent at makeovering your fattiness!

  27. Julie | 3:42 am |

    Once I have the omnipotence I doubt I’ll care about the fattiness of my waist!

  28. Yallo | 6:52 pm |

    In just 10 minutes, my whip was fattered…

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