Evacuation plans…

posted on 10 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Stop, drop and poop…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at supermarket in Wuhan, China.

26 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Do you kiss your arse goodbye as well.

  2. Meli | 4:24 am |

    Ok! Number one or number two?? I mean the number of the door to evacuate…

  3. DrLex | 4:26 am |

    I don’t think this is such a good strategy. Methane is quite flammable.

  4. jjhitt | 5:12 am |

    Maybe this explains the Use Stairs instructions in the restroom.

  5. jjhitt | 5:14 am |

    Please read BEFORE ordering the enchiladas .

  6. T | 5:19 am |

    … bend over and line up, make sure there is no room in between.

  7. Sam | 5:37 am |

    … and click your heels together and repeat: “There’s no place like home.”

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:41 am |

    In case of not so dense smoke, use wet towel to cover your rear and thrust to ejaculate.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 6:44 am |

    use purse below sign to break glass in case of emergency

  10. Etheral | 8:28 am |

    “Fire alarm call point” – Chinese translation for “E.T phone home.”

  11. Big Fat Cat | 8:36 am |

    In the event all means of escaping from fire ineffective, just cry ” Down with the Communist Party!” and state police will appear out of nowhere throwing you in safe jail.

  12. Chris | 8:38 am |

    Don’t point that thing at me

  13. Classic Steve | 9:22 am |

    “First you say it, then you do it….”

  14. demondude777 | 10:02 am |

    If the flames don’t kill you, the gas will….

  15. kitsune | 10:05 am |

    And here I always heard the safety rule was “don’t bend over for the soap”

  16. phoenixx | 11:57 am |

    and we have a video camera so we KNOW who did it…

  17. Lana | 12:53 pm |

    Oh, isn’t it possible to skip the formal bowing in an emergency?!

  18. DanT | 2:56 pm |

    What to do when you feel constipated

  19. Cecily | 4:06 pm |

    What if the dense smoke is coming from me? I did have a burrito for lunch.

  20. d17nk | 6:00 pm |

    is that hand poking at some spot when you bend over?

  21. Pete | 10:29 pm |

    S’ok. Go ahead…in the dense smoke nobody will see or smell it anyway.

    But just be careful where you decide to drop ‘n’ roll, K?

  22. phil | 5:04 pm |

    Waterboard at BBQ?

  23. Don Foley | 5:07 pm |

    Warning! Dense smoke may be caused by evacuration!

  24. Shintarou | 3:20 pm |

    I think this sign’s trying to tell us that if there’s a fire, we’re screwed.

  25. Alarms sounding, people panicking, hysteria and mayhem squared, and you want me to stop and take a poop?

  26. Max Period | 7:13 pm |

    Mostly accurate translation on this sign though. should be “bend down” instead of “bend over”

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