Got anything in corduroy?

posted on 24 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Found at restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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  1. faulty wiring | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I’ll just have the vomit with gartered carrot please. Hold the hibiscus.

  2. faulty wiring | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I refuse to eat jeanetically modified food!

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes nicely witha cambray shirt and loafers

  4. MingTheMerciless | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that fried egg white with clam on your grungy old jeans or are you just happy to see me?

  5. faulty wiring | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @MingTheMerciless:

    I’ll tell you if you can explain the fried crap all over yours

  6. JJ Hitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kurt Cobain has come back as a chef.

  7. JJ Hitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a fly on my jeans.

  8. Eduard | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …followed by some Pearl Jam white for desert……

  9. Tong | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my god!!! Couldn’t you have told me?! I have been looking for my old jeans and nuts everywhere!!!

  10. DrLex | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ideal for a high-fibre diet.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a new dish from Hell’s Kitchen.

  12. jjhitt | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ebay version: New In Box Egg with Vintage Like New Jeans. Clam! AS IS.

  13. jjhitt | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Tong: We only found your jeans.

  14. Tsar N. | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could we at least put the jeans in the laundry first? I like my Fried Egg White & Clam to smell of fabric softener. Yum!

  15. xila31 | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And from our business casual menu we have bacon wrapped fillet with freshly pressed slacks.

  16. Eccekio | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tis restaurant does not demand minimum dress standards for our clientelle.

  17. emily2903 | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The weirdest combo ever!

  18. Classic Steve | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather go out for tie food.

  19. Classic Steve | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat my shorts.

  20. Terri | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanted a cheeseburger but it made my ass look fat so I settled for tofu & a tied dyed peasant dress. But I bought a treat to bring my boyfriend tonight. Tasty cupcakes and a bustier.

  21. phoenixx | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    would you like that in zipper or button fly?

  22. demondude777 | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank god!!! I have been running around pantsless and hungry all day and had no idea what to do! Your menu has managed to solve both of my dilemnas at once!!!

  23. Water imp | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A side of flannel with that, please!

  24. coffeebot | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I saw the bill I lost my shirt!

  25. loserbeep | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m glad you all think this is very funny, but I’m still trying to figure out what those grungy old jeans are supposed to really be….

  26. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No clam, please.

  27. 英会話 神戸 三宮 | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    is there anything these punk rockers wont eat?

  28. phoenixx | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    dirty jeans for the dirty clam…

  29. HardRockMark | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    can I get a side of sweaty gym socks with this???

  30. JKT84 | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn hipsters and their designer meals.

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