Got Sunglasses?

Who made you a fortune teller?

Eh… I prefer moonlighting

Give me a strong reason to stay in bed and continue with my dream in technicolor

Take that, Annie.

Extended Forcast: depression and giant fireballs by afternoon rush hour.
Tomorrow: A mild scattering of insurance adjusters.

It only seems that way.
Once you pull your head out of your butt, your eyes will adjust to the light.

After all these years, I’ve been dreaming of an honest life with my darling sun. Now I hear she prefers the company of women! Oh no! My dream is totally blinded now!!!

But I’m able to daydream.

who said that? im blind!

Momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun…
but, Momma, that’s where the fun is!

When I’m stuck with the day that’s grey and lonely,
I just stick out my chin and grin and say, ohhh
The sun’ll come out to blind your dream
So ya gotta hang on
‘Til tomorrow
After that it’s pretty much hopeless
So why bother?
And then I get all depressed again.

Now I know why we only dream at night !

Poor Icarus!

As Long as it isn’t wet

So if we all stay awake during the night, the sun will never come out?

Some people say the glass is half full. Some say the glass is half empty. This guy says the glass will break and send shards of glass down your throat.

It’s always darkest before the total solar eclipse.

Sun…… put down that hot poker…..ahhhhh my dream

I consider this a galactic slur.

here comes the sun, doo dooo dooo doo!

My future’s so bright, I have to wear shades