Happy Erection Day!

posted on 2 Nov 2010 in Signs

If you ain’t got one, don’t bother coming…

Photo courtesy of Arona Wehipeihana.
Found on boat from Wakkanai to Rishiri Island, Japan.
Originally posted 2003/1/14.

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  1. stacy | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please give the captain your full attention

  2. DurocShark | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s hard working that deck.

  3. Ghost08 | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    the phrase “all hands on deck” is forbidden here

  4. SF | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When the alarm rings, grab your Vi@gr@ and rush to the erection deck.

  5. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for a stiff breeze.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and after that you walk the plank

  7. faulty wiring | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    1nd floor: ‘Male’ pharmaceuticals

    2rd floor: Erection Deck

    3th floor: ‘Companion Bar’

    4st floor: Cigarettes

  8. gbear | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We call them Erected Officials because they are always trying to screw us.

  9. Jellychop | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please come again!

  10. Eduard | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Female customers are STRONGLY invited get off on the 2rd floor!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Some passengers prefer to pass through the ejaculation gate before reaching the deck

  12. Algernon | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings a new meaning to all hands on deck.

  13. Tong | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Captain is here, All rise!

  14. jjhitt | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    With apologies to Alice Cooper:

    I’m your top prime cut of meat, I’m your choice,
    I wanna be erected,
    I’m your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce,
    I wanna be erected…

  15. xila31 | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From the erection deck you have a perfect view of Viagra Falls.

  16. Chris | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I assume that’s a wood deck.

  17. Someone | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Love, exciting and new
    Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
    Love, life’s sweetest reward.
    Let it flow, it floats back to you.

    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure,
    Your mind on a new romance.

    Love won’t hurt anymore
    It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
    Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure,
    Your mind on a new romance.

    Love won’t hurt anymore
    It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
    It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s
    LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
    It’s the Love Boat-ah! It’s the Love Boat-ah!

  18. Silly Uncle Willy | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    With so many candidates running it’s hard to choose.

  19. Eccekio | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aha! Ican see the typo. They typed”e” instead of “i”..

  20. Big Fat Cat | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    During my stay on the deck, I could here people keep shouting “There she blows!”

  21. Jay | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just keep it away from the poop deck. This ain’t the Navy.

  22. d17nk | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    and there are alot of seamen on that floor

  23. coffeebot | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who won erection?

  24. Pete | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Men, please take the stairway to the left.
    Ladies, please take the stairway to the right up to the evaluation deck.

  25. kitsune | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A good place to go after a hard day.

  26. phoenixx | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so …whats up?

  27. Lollerskate | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shuffle my deck!

  28. Lollerskate | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    baby

  29. Explorer09 | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete:
    Not “evaluation deck”. It would be “evaRUation deck”. (because it’s EngRIsh)

  30. Vreny Van Elslande | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe they misspelled “Dick”.

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