Happy Erection Day!

posted on 2 Nov 2010 in Signs

If you ain’t got one, don’t bother coming…

Photo courtesy of Arona Wehipeihana.
Found on boat from Wakkanai to Rishiri Island, Japan.
Originally posted 2003/1/14.

30 captions

  1. stacy | 2:43 pm |

    Please give the captain your full attention

  2. DurocShark | 3:56 pm |

    It’s hard working that deck.

  3. Ghost08 | 3:12 am |

    the phrase “all hands on deck” is forbidden here

  4. SF | 4:05 am |

    When the alarm rings, grab your Vi@gr@ and rush to the erection deck.

  5. Algernon | 4:15 am |

    Just the thing for a stiff breeze.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |

    and after that you walk the plank

  7. faulty wiring | 4:32 am |

    1nd floor: ‘Male’ pharmaceuticals

    2rd floor: Erection Deck

    3th floor: ‘Companion Bar’

    4st floor: Cigarettes

  8. gbear | 4:32 am |

    We call them Erected Officials because they are always trying to screw us.

  9. Jellychop | 4:36 am |

    Please come again!

  10. Eduard | 4:51 am |

    Female customers are STRONGLY invited get off on the 2rd floor!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:03 am |

    Some passengers prefer to pass through the ejaculation gate before reaching the deck

  12. Algernon | 5:18 am |

    Brings a new meaning to all hands on deck.

  13. Tong | 5:40 am |

    The Captain is here, All rise!

  14. jjhitt | 5:58 am |

    With apologies to Alice Cooper:

    I’m your top prime cut of meat, I’m your choice,
    I wanna be erected,
    I’m your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce,
    I wanna be erected…

  15. xila31 | 7:08 am |

    From the erection deck you have a perfect view of Viagra Falls.

  16. Chris | 7:15 am |

    I assume that’s a wood deck.

  17. Someone | 7:36 am |

    Love, exciting and new
    Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
    Love, life’s sweetest reward.
    Let it flow, it floats back to you.

    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure,
    Your mind on a new romance.

    Love won’t hurt anymore
    It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
    Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure,
    Your mind on a new romance.

    Love won’t hurt anymore
    It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
    It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s
    LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
    It’s the Love Boat-ah! It’s the Love Boat-ah!

  18. Silly Uncle Willy | 8:04 am |

    With so many candidates running it’s hard to choose.

  19. Eccekio | 8:50 am |

    Aha! Ican see the typo. They typed”e” instead of “i”..

  20. Big Fat Cat | 10:47 am |

    During my stay on the deck, I could here people keep shouting “There she blows!”

  21. Jay | 11:10 am |

    Just keep it away from the poop deck. This ain’t the Navy.

  22. d17nk | 3:22 pm |

    and there are alot of seamen on that floor

  23. coffeebot | 4:09 pm |

    Who won erection?

  24. Pete | 1:55 am |

    Men, please take the stairway to the left.
    Ladies, please take the stairway to the right up to the evaluation deck.

  25. kitsune | 9:26 am |

    A good place to go after a hard day.

  26. phoenixx | 2:47 pm |

    so …whats up?

  27. Lollerskate | 11:17 pm |

    Shuffle my deck!

  28. Lollerskate | 11:17 pm |

    baby

  29. Explorer09 | 8:15 am |

    @Pete:
    Not “evaluation deck”. It would be “evaRUation deck”. (because it’s EngRIsh)

  30. Vreny Van Elslande | 5:50 pm |

    I can’t believe they misspelled “Dick”.

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