Happy Food Court Mealtime

posted on 15 Nov 2010 in Signs

Always happy when mealtime is!

Photo courtesy of Mauro Sauco.
Sign found in Japan.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …unless you order the Burn the Beef sand

  2. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Supreme Court

    Please plead
    Please spend happy sentence time by your wonderful conviction
    Because it is possible to smile surely…or possibly not

  3. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is not possible to smile maybe. Don’t even try.

  4. Algernon | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as you don’t puke.

  5. Eduard | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your Honor, if I may address the Food Court,

    I swear surely that maybe I might have definitely had a happy time exploding the alleged chicken, but I most definitely did not probably kill the possible cook.
    I think….

  6. coffeebot | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If your smile does not occur during a mealtime please return food for a refund of you.

  7. beechoak | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, it is possible to smile… AND DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

  8. Eduard | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Honorable Food Judge: Madam Chairperson, what say you?
    Chairperson: On the charge of happy mealtime in the first degree, we, the Jury, find the customer GUILTY.
    Honorable Food Judge: The sentence is set at surely smiling by the wonderful selection. This Court is adjourned!

  9. faulty wiring | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tennis Court

    Please serve
    Please spend happy volley time by your wonderful backhand
    Because it is possible to smile surely…when your mixed doubles partner’s skirt looks more like a pre-shrunk handkerchief, and the prize money could buy a small island in the Caribbean

  10. Tong | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is not possible to smile – I don’t want the others to see the wonderful selection in my mouth, nor I’d like to see another wonderful selection in the mouth of other’s.

  11. Confucius | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the sound of a person smiling without teeth??

  12. DECMATH | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you choose not to smile, you still have made a choice.

  13. jjhitt | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll choose the Omnipotent Fattiness Whipper.

  14. jjhitt | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a wonderful, happy mealtime until someone orders the exploding duck and puts someone’s eye out.

  15. demondude777 | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This food really sucks, but I smile surely!

  16. Chris | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just have a Coke and a smile.

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s all the same to you I’ll just frown and glower while eating my Larmen Dosanko. Thank you.

  18. phoenixx | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you arent happy we will get the happy helmet!

  19. emily2903 | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is possible to smile surely, but not quite possible to tip definitely!

  20. Martin Zhang | 8:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    happy mealtime to spend? i think i run out, will you take check or credit card?

  21. Lollerskate | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every man smiles… not every man surely happies!

  22. Ich | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sure.

  23. John | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The pepper is hereby charged with a salt.

  24. 英会話 神戸 三宮 | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the second option?!

  25. Julie | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re slaving away here at the food court making your food while you just wander around and shop. The least you can do is smile, damnit!

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