I thought it was in the Bill of Rights…

Wow, this whole liberalism thing is getting out of hand. Since when did porn stars need a dedicated constitution?

Samantha In The Hot Place … I think I saw that video.

Any constitution that causes itchiness and rash should be scratched.

What do you mean “hard acting” ?? Like… Shakespeare acting or more like HARD acting ?!? 😉

This department has worked _27_ days without a tiara related accident and _109_ days without a tiara related fatality.

A please a do not a wear a jewelry in a cold a place or on a hot a beach or a rash on a skin might a-ccur !! A-ight ?

So where do you wear it. On your head. Not much good for skiing then.

Doctor, I’m having trouble coding this one. ‘Tiara allergy’ doesn’t seem to be listed in any classification index

Damnit all! I went to bed with the tiara on again, and now the abnormalities of the skin and a itchiness and a rash are back again. No hard acting for me today then…

So that’s why I have never seen people wearing tiaras in what seem to be ideal occasions, like taking a sauna or while skiing. Another great mystery of life solved!

Can I wear a jewelry in a hard place as long as I remove it before hard acting?

We always wear our tiara when skiing and in the sauna.

One would not be living up to the expectations of the commion person if one did not.

Intense Tiara Sports … don’t try this at home.

No jewelry during hard acting… Not to mention the hardcore variety.

Back Off! I have a tiara and I’m not afraid to use it!

It’s Samantha that causes the itchiness and hotness not the tiara!

But how can you have hard acting without the family jewels?

I’ll hold on to your jewelry for you while you’re skiing. Just look for me over by that tree when you’re done. I promise not to leave.

“Hard acting” – isn´t that what Marlon Brando was always doing ?

Bill of Lights:
1st Ammendments: itchiness and a rash may be caused
2nd ammendments: remove a jewelry when you do a hard acting
3rd ammendments: do not wear a jewelry in the hot place

The constitutional rights of jewelry, as signed by founding fashionista Samantha Tiara….

Don’t wear it when I am in a hot place!
Don’t wear it when I am in a cold place!
That leaves me with only one choice– wear it when I am out of place!!!

I did stop to use it; that’s the problem! Now I have to stop using it!

A well regulated itchiness being caused, the right of the people to wear jewelry in the hot and extreme cold place shall not be infringed.

I hold these truths to be self-evident: I’ve done hard acting and now I have an itch and a rash. I will now stick to intense sports.

Now, maybe my girlfriend won’t be so upset by last gift !
( When compared to a[n] itchiness and a rash, a little green on the wrist is nothing ! )

Now, maybe my girlfriend won’t be so upset by [my] last gift !
( When compared to a[n] itchiness and a rash, a little green on the wrist is nothing ! )
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I don’t think the itchiness OR the rash were what the original framers intended.

Give me tiara or give me a death!

A burn AND frostbite?? What’s not to like?!

i doubt abnormalities in the skin is caused by jewelry.maybe it is STD from Samantha.

Hard acting, yes: Heavy lies the head that wears the tiara.

Well, I don’t think The Lady’s Not For Burning calls for a tiara anyway ….

Constitutional Itchiness and Rashes – gotta love it!

Please to only wear tiara when you in conditioned air building, no sweating, reading only or calmly talk.

when asked where she had been last night she removed her jewelry…

I am going to do alot of hard acting even though its real