Soup or Sand?
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What? No crap?
…oh, hang on….it’s ALL crap!
can i have the chicken beats the crap out of the fish soup of sand?
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To take the fish sand you must swallow really hard.
I can understand that the chicken hates the soup that is full of sand.
Singing soup?
Violent week who beats the fish?
Really THICK soup, but not as think as the ox tail!
The chicken hates the soup, because it is bloody in it!!!
Oh my god, that day is a soup, I will stick to the sand, thanks!
Swallow to take the fish sand?
It be the thick soup in the even thicker oxtail.
Oh my god, it’s that day again…
That day soup = Soup du jour????(soup of the day)
Does the sand need salt and does it come from Spain
If the week beats the fish soup what does next week bring
Thick Soup In Oxtail: The only soup that actually EXISTS!!!!
Can I have a half pastoral sand – hold the meadow muffins -and a cup o’ soup ? I’m trying to maintain some balance in my daily intake of gibberish.
Oh, and send me a coffee.
Where are you suppose to “Send coffee”? Does the menu writer need caffeinated?
The week and the chicken are planning a title match against the soup of a day.
♫ The soup of spain is mainly dull and plain…♫
Algernon,
Next week beats the chicken soup, would be my guess.
the sand is the newest rage in fiber..cleans ya right out
Sand = salad
The soup of sung = russian borshch
The week beats the fish soup = some sort of cantonese salmon soup
The chicken hates the soup of = chicken chowder
That day a soup = soup of the day
Swallow to take the fish sand = tuna & hash brown salad
Jesus, what translator did they use?
Burn the beef sand… and the entire menu, while you’re at it!
Swallow to take the fish and sand the deck…. That’s nice of him, but sandpaper works better.
Soup Of That Day = Leftovers.
The lain in S-pain stays mainly the in pain.
How about the month beat the fish soup?
I would like Ranch dung dressing to come with my sand please
Got a better one:
♫ The soup of spain gives me a heartburn pain! ♫
Or, in memoriam to MJ:
♫ Beat it, just beat it….♫
Burn the beef sand = Cajun salad??(or something similar)
Eccekio,
My guess looking at the characters is “Salad with Roast/Grilled Beef”.
About 30% of the Sahara Desert was used in the food in this menu.
…actually, it’s kind of like having a picnic on the beach! Except for the occasional live scorpion.
…isn’t this a sentence completion test?
NO wiches allowed!
-Honey, my mother and father are coming over for dinner, and I want to prepare a special meal for them. Do you have anything in mind?
-Well darling, how about a the chicken hates the soup of and some fresh fruit sand?
-That would work….Oh, but honey! You know that mother is allergic to fruit sand.
-Oh, that’s right. I had forgotten. Oh, I know! We can make a swallow to take the fish sand for her.
-Mhhmm, sounds delicious. Ok honey, I’ll get started on dinner. Here’s a pail- go to the beach and get the sand.
well if the chicken hates it..
Yes, it is sand you are eating, freshly GROUND and salted.
Chef wanted:
Must be able to cook sand, burn beef, beat the fish and hate the chicken!
I’ll have the sand sandwich. Hold the sand.
Would you like to hear the sand of the day?
I’m Lawrence of Arabia and I approved this sand.
Chinese for sallad= Sha-la
Sha also means sand
Soup and sandwich, please, but hold the wich. I would prefer the butter paste instead.
“What would you recommend?”… “No “burn the beef sand” unless you like it well done. The “cook sand” is whatever was sent back from the customer before you. If you like fruit and a hoagie then get the “fruit sand”… it’s fresh. “swallow to take the fish sand” comes with a complementary glass of water. “Pastoral sand” would be good for you if you’re the religious type. “That a day soup” is taking it a day at a time… Its been on 3 days now by the way. “Seafood soup of Spain” is imported. Well, think of distance and the fact it was literally shipped here. “The chicken hates the soup” is not really a soup because the chicken refused to mingle with liquid. “Thick soup in oxtail” is just a freakin’ oxtail describing the marrow, your grandma might like it. “The week beats the fish soup” is created from our stereotypical angry chinese cook beating the closest whole fish on the counter after a minor depute with Min-Lo our ditsy hostess. Once he gets over it, and angerly smokes a cigarette, he throws in in a pot. Ta-da! “Maze soup” comes in a bowl with corn cobs shaping a swastika, Presentation! “The soup of Sung” is well… I wouldn’t, the cooks name is Sung.”
Cook sand. That’s something only Egyptians are capable of.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my sand!
@Alkaline
They Use Google Translate
That day a soup swallowed to take the fish sand.
Hey son, I used to visit here and enjoy that day a soup reminding of that day.
It burns the beef sand or else it gets the hose again !
This is ironic, because everything on the menu is “foreign.”
The soup of Sung –> Borscht
The week beats the fish soup –> Fish chowder
The chicken hates the soup of –> Cream of chicken soup
That a day soup –> Soup of the day
Swallow to take the fish sand –> Tuna salad
Burn the beef sand –> Roast beef salad
I can imagine any chicken would hate being made into chowder.
chicken is forgetful
CHICKEN HATES THE SOUP MADE OF HIS BODY BOILED IN WATER OF ONION AND SPICE!
>_<
The maize soup looks the safest. You try it first.
That day a soup, tomorrow something different.