Who are you calling “satiety face?”

posted on 28 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Kiara Alvarado.
Bolls designed by Korea, made in China.

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  1. emily2903 | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You will help me too much? Dear, how can I ever thank you too little…

  2. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there nothing sea moneys cannot do.

  3. Conventi | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Seven Color Crystall Boll” – what, a new video game movie by Uwe Boll ???

  4. Powerful Entity | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just walk it off, it’s just an arm. You have one left. Jesus! You’re four hours old, grow up already.

  5. Eccekio | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a well known fact, that Gypsies have crystal balls.

  6. faulty wiring | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The word ‘information’ is being used in rather a liberal sense here.

  7. faulty wiring | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not missing the point here am I? This is code for hard drugs, isn’t it?

  8. kenna | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …totally lost me after “add water”.

  9. beechoak | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, you’re helping too much! Try explaining it simply!

  10. kitsune | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At least the admit that they are pushy “I will help you too much”

  11. Big Fat Cat | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New ad by Hair Club for Men

  12. Salome | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it designed by North Korea or South Korea?

  13. Anthony | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When the flower needs nutrition, it will let you know by threatening a nuclear launch

  14. Pete | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How mysterious. This is the first time I’ve heard of a Chinese manufacturer needing the collective help of the entire Korean peninsula to dream up some cheapo knock-off product!

  15. Pete | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us Boll…

  16. Big Fat Cat | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Designed with the permission of our great dictator Kim Jin Ill

  17. Snufkin | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear China,

    Outlook not so good. Please stop “helping” us.

    Signed,
    Korea

    P.S. Ask again later.

  18. d17nk | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Korean product with a Chinese touch.

  19. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uwe Boll was designed by the entire people of North and South Korea joined together and he still isn’t able to make a decent film? I guess they didn’t add the correct amount of water.

  20. orapshi | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    all i can say is that North Korea has a lot of bolls!

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s really not unusual for one to show one’s satiety face in that moment of growing up.

  22. 5318008 | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn it. I’ve had these same things sitting around for months and I kept forgetting to upload the photos to the site. Oh well. They are (hilariously-packaged) plant-food balls. Put them in the soil to prolong the plant’s life.

  23. phoenixx | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    follow the bouncing boll….

  24. Josh | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know if anybody has mentioned this yet, but have we even established what a “boll” is?

  25. Anna Rexia | 6:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These are jelly balls, also called crystal soil. They’re used for growing plants in indoors without use of soil. They also can be mixed in with potting soil to help retain moisture. I use them as they are indoors, and mix them in potted plants outdoors. I live in Texas, and plants can dry out really fast. The roots of plants will grow into the balls and draw moisture from them when needed.

    They are made from the same type of material that is used in diapers and feminine hygiene pads. It was originally developed for astronauts for short-term trips into space.

    You can buy them in a few different sizes of round, and now cubes (a bit more expensive), in different colours, and in “ice” form that looks kinda like crushed ice. The “ice” kind you can get at places like Home Depot and Lowes in the gardening department or on eBay. The round balls like the ones pictured you can get on eBay by typing in “crystal soil” in the search box. I like the single colours. They make great gifts. The ones pictured swell up to about 12mm – about the size of a kid’s marble or the type used in decorating using artificial plants. I’ve had people think some of my real plants might be fake because of the jelly balls.

    Sorry so long. I’m just enthusiastic and type fast. I have hundreds of packets of these things and repackage them as gifts.

  26. Josh | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So “Anna Rexia,” speaking as an expert, would you condone the usage of the Seven Color Crystal Boll designed by Korea, hmmm??

  27. EffEff | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Used by boll weevil fortune tellers.

  28. Sidoh | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    at least you aren’t helping me not enough

  29. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Add water, and in about four hours it will grow up? Wish that worked on kids.

  30. Yannush | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gasp… I just saw the thing today in my neighborhood pet shop! And I live damm far from China and Korea! I must admit, though, that some packages are signed ‘ball’ instead of ‘boll’.

  31. WiNDPooL | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘ When the flower want to oxygen and nutrition, I will help you too much.’
    …Damn, there goes my garden.

  32. No, I`m Wile E. Coyote Super Genius! | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW THE BOUNCING MINIATURE GARDEN!

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