You’d better crash!

posted on 30 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Crashing mandatory


Photo courtesy of Dirk van Wel.
Found in Mae Hong Son Province, Thailand.

25 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Right team, you’ve been training for 2 years now, so you’re all experts in the management of motor vehicle accidents. Now remember the three golden rules:
    1/. Identify the accident site
    2/. Move back 100metres
    and
    3/. Spend all your time and energy putting up a sign warning other people about the accident. Under NO circumstances are you to actually do something about the accident. Remember: safety first. Now GET OUT THERE AND ERRECT SIGNS!!!

  2. faulty wiring | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ..or even erect…

  3. DrLex | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess the risk of causing an accident increases substantially when drivers are distracted by this sign. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.

  4. Algernon | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice to so well informed.

  5. Tong | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    3! 2! 1! Happy Crashing!!!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Holiday resort for crash dummies ahead

  7. Eduard | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Accident “a head”, huh ?! And look…. here is a leg, the other one over there…..

  8. Eduard | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, ma’am, I didn’t mean to run into you like that, the sign made me do it…..

  9. Eduard | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about a “one-way-street”, huh ?

  10. beechoak | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hello, Highway Department? Could we have a sign moved, please? We seem to have a lot of accidents in its current location…”

  11. JJ Hitt | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You keep insisting on driving on the wrong side of the street things like this are going to happen.

  12. JJ Hitt | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …because of monkeys.

  13. FatKenney | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s one of our most popular tourist attractions.

  14. FatKenney | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fender Bender – Exit 4
    Three-car Pile-up – Exit 5A.

  15. xila31 | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve heard of a parkway and a driveway, well this is a smashway.

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Clearly either the installation of signs or accident response has been privatized. I’m not sure which.

  17. Eccekio | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. Caution is needed. More people are caused by accident over the Christmas New year period, than at any other time.

  18. Eccekio | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our super ribbed Kevlar Condom, will keep you accident-free.

  19. gbear | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My dad lives down this road.

  20. phoenixx | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ok kids i hope you have clean underwear on…

  21. Chris | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Phoenixx: Not any more.

  22. my guitar wants to kill your mama | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and god shuffled his feet

  23. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strangely prophetic sign ….

  24. Abbi | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Thai script reads: Accidents occur frequently.

  25. garudamon11 | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d better crash, or else you get the hose again !

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