You’d better crash!

posted on 30 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Crashing mandatory


Photo courtesy of Dirk van Wel.
Found in Mae Hong Son Province, Thailand.

25 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 3:44 am |

    Right team, you’ve been training for 2 years now, so you’re all experts in the management of motor vehicle accidents. Now remember the three golden rules:
    1/. Identify the accident site
    2/. Move back 100metres
    and
    3/. Spend all your time and energy putting up a sign warning other people about the accident. Under NO circumstances are you to actually do something about the accident. Remember: safety first. Now GET OUT THERE AND ERRECT SIGNS!!!

  2. faulty wiring | 3:47 am |

    ..or even erect…

  3. DrLex | 3:56 am |

    I guess the risk of causing an accident increases substantially when drivers are distracted by this sign. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.

  4. Algernon | 4:36 am |

    Nice to so well informed.

  5. Tong | 4:38 am |

    3! 2! 1! Happy Crashing!!!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |

    Holiday resort for crash dummies ahead

  7. Eduard | 5:18 am |

    Accident “a head”, huh ?! And look…. here is a leg, the other one over there…..

  8. Eduard | 5:22 am |

    Sorry, ma’am, I didn’t mean to run into you like that, the sign made me do it…..

  9. Eduard | 5:23 am |

    Talk about a “one-way-street”, huh ?

  10. beechoak | 5:24 am |

    “Hello, Highway Department? Could we have a sign moved, please? We seem to have a lot of accidents in its current location…”

  11. JJ Hitt | 5:48 am |

    You keep insisting on driving on the wrong side of the street things like this are going to happen.

  12. JJ Hitt | 5:54 am |

    …because of monkeys.

  13. FatKenney | 6:02 am |

    It’s one of our most popular tourist attractions.

  14. FatKenney | 6:04 am |

    Fender Bender – Exit 4
    Three-car Pile-up – Exit 5A.

  15. xila31 | 6:57 am |

    You’ve heard of a parkway and a driveway, well this is a smashway.

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:16 am |

    Clearly either the installation of signs or accident response has been privatized. I’m not sure which.

  17. Eccekio | 7:54 am |

    Yes. Caution is needed. More people are caused by accident over the Christmas New year period, than at any other time.

  18. Eccekio | 7:56 am |

    Our super ribbed Kevlar Condom, will keep you accident-free.

  19. gbear | 9:16 am |

    My dad lives down this road.

  20. phoenixx | 9:57 am |

    ok kids i hope you have clean underwear on…

  21. Chris | 10:49 am |

    @Phoenixx: Not any more.

  22. my guitar wants to kill your mama | 7:54 am |

    … and god shuffled his feet

  23. Strangely prophetic sign ….

  24. Abbi | 4:07 pm |

    The Thai script reads: Accidents occur frequently.

  25. garudamon11 | 11:35 am |

    You’d better crash, or else you get the hose again !

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