Can you feel the power?

posted on 8 Dec 2010 in Clothing

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Photo courtesy of Doug Guy.
Tag found on a pair of shorts.
Originally posted 2003.10.3

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  1. jelloegg | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am proud to be imbued with the power of bland. It works as well as an invisibility cape.

  2. Salome | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder whether there’s a t-shirt in this one.

  3. Charles | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you say a boring fish without any eyes?

    Bland F-sh!

  4. beechoak | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The most tasteless line of clothing I’ve ever seen…

  5. jjhitt | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Euro-Centric clothing. Dress like a white person.

  6. Eccekio | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BLAND?? So are shaved Asian ladies.

  7. Eccekio | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bland’s the name. James Bland. 045 Licenced to bore you to death

  8. FatKenney | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why be noticed?

  9. demondude777 | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Low expectations in life? Strive to reach for the power of bland! You will never be let down.

  10. jjhitt | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shorts that tell me to work hard? They deserve the skid marks.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you wear it, you will become household bland.

  12. Salome | 8:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer the outrageous bayleaf power.

  13. Kitsune | 9:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve been trying to build BLAND AWARENESS for years.
    Nobody noticed.

  14. teddeler | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What? You said “bland”? I thought you…never mind, I’ll just go put my electric guitar back in the attic.

  15. xila31 | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In a world where beige is the new black.

  16. Algernon | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where everything comes in beige

  17. SF | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How to dress for mediocrity.

  18. Charlene | 1:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfashion for hard working Commies.

  19. Dania | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wear these undies and convince yourself those racing stripes are nuthin!

  20. Tom | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Company is out for high bland name lecognition.

  21. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what Richard Marx is doing these days ….

  22. Husky | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, mate. That’s just not my “style.”

  23. Julie | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “To work hard and strive to reach the power of bland (and the pinacle of mediocrity.)”

    - my new objective statement on my resume

  24. Sham Wow | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop having a boring tuna.

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