Crowd control to Major Tom

posted on 29 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

The order:  Lambada!

Photo courtesy of Courtney and John.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    All your doughnut are belong to us.

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And a very cute order it is.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sob…He only went out to collect the noodles & next thing I know they had him up against a post with a blindfold on…

  4. faulty wiring | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this an instruction or a description?

  5. Tong | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    City government’s order to fix the traffic problem. It worked well, Look, there is no more traffic jam.

  6. faulty wiring | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Our headline story tonight, city police have shocked the public by executing an order. Reports are streaming in of several officers actually doing as they were told, and following the direct instructions of a superior member of the force. Onlookers were baffled to see the police officers take a break from extorting bribes from fearful motorists and do some genuine policing work. The exact nature of the order and how it was executed remain unclear, but it seems to have involved food. In other news, police execute a border. The border was said to be an illegal immigrant from an unspecified country. He was executed humanely and in accordance to Red Cross policy, and his final heartfelt words were ‘Long Live the Party’, after which he was hacked to death under light anaesthesia. His organs have been harvested and will be sold to fat westerners who have ruined their own from lives of decadence and imperialism. Now to the weather…

  7. Eccekio | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here in Australia, the Victorian police will execute anyone.

  8. Eccekio | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish again. Not order but hors d’oeuvre

    Today police executed several trays of hors d’oeuvres, several cartons of beer, thirty bowls of cocktail frankfurters, and an Aardvark.

  9. FatKenney | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    police officer: “Are you ready to order?”
    civilian: “Yes officer. I’ll have the Veal Marsala with braised vegetables and a baked potato.”
    police officer: “Very good, sir. I’ll execute that order to the kitchen immediately.”

  10. Big Fat Cat | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You are only allowed to order once daily and no more.

  11. jjhitt | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This all started because I removed the tag from the mattress. I knew it was wrong, but…

  12. demondude777 | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Acting on the order: optional.

  13. kitsune | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this Tiananmen square?

  14. Tom | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor order, he was innocent I tell you.

  15. jjhitt | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Gentlemen, let’s get something straight. The police aren’t in the streets to create disorder; they are in the streets to preserve disorder.” — Mayor Richard Daley (1968)

  16. xila31 | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Police execute order, film at eleven.

  17. phoenixx | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i’ll have a cheezebergur

  18. Big Fat Cat | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Communist Party place an order. The police execute an order.

  19. coffeebot | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  


  20. Eoin | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the hazards of missionary work.

  21. sparky | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have fries with that?

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