Don’t they cancel each other out?

posted on 26 Dec 2010 in Transportation

Text reads:

MODERATE TENSION WITH MODERATE RELAXATION!

THIS IS THE WAY OF LIFE OF MEN WHO KEEP
GENUINE SPIRIT OF SPORT IN HEART SILENTLY.

NOW, FOR SUCH MEN!

Photo courtesy of Doug Terry.
From a 1980’s Nissan Skyline.

20 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:16 am |

    Are those the instructions for adjusting the suspension?

  2. Tong | 4:58 am |

    To tense up or to relax, that is the question.

  3. Algernon | 5:14 am |

    All sounds a bit ying and yang to me.

  4. Jellychop | 5:55 am |

    This is the way of life of men who juxtapose opposites to keep the genuine spirit equal to zero.

  5. jjhitt | 5:57 am |

    What about the way of life of men who drink beer and scratch themselves in public?

  6. jjhitt | 6:05 am |

    If I ever meet any gay street racers, I know what they’ll be driving.

  7. Hiro | 6:47 am |

    Word for word, this is the naval commander’s speech to the Japanese pilots destined for Pearl Harbor.

  8. Salome | 7:09 am |

    Excitement for the abstemious.

  9. coffeebot | 8:29 am |

    All things of a moderation even a moderation

  10. SF | 8:31 am |

    Golden mediocrity.

  11. xila31 | 9:07 am |

    He is so tense but he looks so relaxed. This is an accident waiting to happen.

  12. Eccekio | 9:23 am |

    Take me for a ridie in your car car.

  13. kitsune | 11:08 am |

    Car will not put you to sleep, but also won’t give you heart attack..

  14. Big Fat Cat | 1:20 pm |

    NO for such man!

  15. phil | 5:05 pm |

    The speedball of automobiles.

  16. Snufkin | 11:06 pm |

    Nissin
    CUP NOODLES

    Moderate Nutrition with Moderate Vitamin Deficiency

    NOW, FOR SUCH RAMEN!

  17. Water imp | 3:45 pm |

    Nissan. Be a man.

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:14 pm |

    A manly car, for manly men such as we!

  19. Jason Diaz | 8:23 pm |

    where is this text located in the car?

  20. Myself | 11:18 pm |

    “When in this charming car / This charming man…”
    -Morrissey weighs in on this Engrish

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