Dried ball killed my dog…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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  1. faulty wiring | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 72  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, that happened to me once

  2. Eduard | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    “Police baffled by pyromaniac raging sneaky dried ball !”

  3. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Beware of pyromaniac dried ball with bad temper. May become especially agitated when fed soy sauce.

  4. Algernon | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Just keep your hand off my stuff.

  5. SF | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    A bit of advice, son: never mess up with dried balls.

  6. d17nk | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    thats why i always keep my balls wet

  7. Eduard | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The meatball that eats YOU in a fury and runs away !

  8. beechoak | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    “Elementary, My Dear Watson! After being slow cooked for hours in a soy-based distillant, the cuprit burst into a fiery rage as evidenced by the burnt trail left as he made his escape…!”

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am suspicious of the source of those dried balls.

  10. Sam | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d sneak away too if I had a similar outburst of rage.

  11. JJ Hitt | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Film at eleven. Please use alternate routes.

  12. JJ Hitt | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just another work day at the Family Therapy Center.

  13. Dania | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The clap strikes again.

  14. JJ Hitt | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I say we take off and braise the site in soy sauce from orbit.
    It’s the only way to be sure.

  15. Tong | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Before committing adultery, do check the local laws.

  16. Chris | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If that’s a haiku it needs three more syllables.

  17. Eccekio | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate food that fights back.

  18. Eccekio | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Drieed ball bursts into rage, braise in soy sauce, burnt sneak away, chef resigns.

  19. Eccekio | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I respectfully submit my haikyu.

  20. Suzie | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    ..and I don’t think it’s fair
    and his suicide can be justified
    by the ballmakers
    how they cried and cried

  21. Chris | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Eccekio: Good one!

  22. Gerard | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I should have fed it ketchup

  23. Tim | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    My balls are raging,
    The soy sauce has made them so
    I sneak away singed.

  24. Gwydion Williams | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A special sneak-away service

  25. TS | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate it when that happens.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Film at 11.

  27. tekleader | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are balls of fury usually deep-fried?

  28. DragonLady | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Dried ball bursts into rage,
    Braises me in soy sauce.
    Burnt, I sneak away.

    —–Li Lee, modern Chinese poet

  29. phoenixx | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    honestly mr ocifer it was the meatballs

  30. Kitsune | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not taunt happy fun dry ball.

  31. Gloria | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It braises in the soy sauce or else it gets the hose again! Not to mention the enraged dry balls!

  32. Al28894 | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    (3 nights ago)

    Pervert waking up: “MY BALLS ARE GONE!!!”

    (3 nights later)

    Kid: “Mommy, why is this meatball taste weird?”

  33. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And that’s why dry ball went into anger management therapy.

  34. Husky | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @beechoak Oh my dog. That’s a good one.

  35. JB | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … damned crafty balls…

  36. Pansy | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Tastes like domestic violence!”

  37. fiona magliari | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    damn ninja balls

  38. Tom | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But don’t worry, we’ll find burnt someday.

  39. garudamon11 | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In soviet Russia, Meatballs eat YOU

  40. garudamon11 | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Dried ball bursts into rage … because of monkeys ?!

  41. sasquatch | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why I got a protective order, dried ball now has to stay at least 100 yds away from me.

  42. VonStierlitz | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dried ball jihad

  43. KenHikage | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now in three flavors!

  44. Blogged It | 11:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why do i remember piss balls by a stephen chow movie with this one?

  45. avatarshaoran | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware, your dried may attack you.

  46. Long Tom | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, they already have Happy Meals…

  47. sloanstar | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chef / Therapist needed…(bring soy sauce)

  48. Jamyskis | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what you get for trying to use soy sauce as a substitute for sex.

  49. Nix | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good lord ….
    Just a heads up: Ball Transformers = Soy Sauce
    Say no more……..

  50. Sir John Thomas | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah all you guys trolling are laughing now, but just wait until the day comes and YOU get hit with a “Dried Ball from Hell!!!!!”………..with soy sauce……..that’s burnt…..

  51. Silverwolf | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …then flaming balls shoot off with loud report.

  52. pinknipple | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This Engrish contains an hero.

  53. D.Hayward | 12:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doctor’s orders!

  54. Soso | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s my ball, bitches!

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