Every patient leaves happy

posted on 1 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

You don’t have anything better better?


Photo courtesy of Anton PM.
Pic of health clinic.

44 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 3:40 am |

    After some sex, good or otherwise, bring your receipt back and we can provide the necessary healthcare to your thing

  2. faulty wiring | 3:44 am |

    *Disclaimer: The term ‘good good’ implies a double positive which we take to mean a negative; ‘sex’ implies acts that may or may not involve other people or objects; ‘health care’ implies broad spectrum antibiotics which may or may not contain melamine; ‘thing’ is self explanatory; ‘ ‘ implies your consent to be recorded on webcam and streamed live; Warning: we will skim your credit card and black mail you at a later date. Enjoy your experience!

  3. Rm | 3:45 am |

    Probably the convulsory condom thing ain’t working..

  4. MingTheMerciless | 3:53 am |

    Gene Simmons, aka Dr. Love, is the attending physician.

  5. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    The Swedish and Thai massage thing is highly recommended.

  6. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    We do something with healthcare but we don’t exactly know what. We only know it involves good good sex.

  7. Eccekio | 4:26 am |

    Damn! I had the misfortune to be born caucasion.

  8. Eccekio | 4:28 am |

    The neighbours are complaining. The constant banging is driving them mad.

  9. jjhitt | 4:34 am |

    The doctor is in!

  10. JJ Hitt | 4:49 am |

    Shanghai.
    Ticket for one.
    Next flight.

  11. Tong | 5:07 am |

    Mummy, which thing is the health care for?

  12. beechoak | 5:12 am |

    Double Plus Good!

  13. JJ Hitt | 5:16 am |

    In my country we call it a “thang”.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:22 am |

    I guess the spot where the two people standing is a motel

  15. Jellychop | 5:34 am |

    Now that’s health care reform!

  16. Jay | 5:45 am |

    That’s a thermometer, eh? When you pull it out it better have numbers on it.

  17. Speedball | 5:45 am |

    Damn, even China has better healthcare options than the US.

  18. Eduard | 6:10 am |

    Female doctor to male patient: is that thing my thermometer, or are you just happy happy to see me?

  19. Eduard | 6:12 am |

    Nurse, could you do that good good thing to me again?

  20. Classic Steve | 7:27 am |

    Hel-loooo NURSE!

  21. Classic Steve | 7:27 am |

    It’s like good sex, only gooder.

  22. Lao Ma | 7:40 am |

    Actually the Chinese text says it’s a sex shop, not a clinic. Doesn’t make it any less funny tho 🙂

  23. Chris | 8:19 am |

    Doctor Feelgood, at your cervix.

  24. Kitsune | 8:30 am |

    Their slogan is “Keeping the Happy, in ‘Happy ending'”

  25. pudzrus | 8:43 am |

    Notice how it’s next door to the massage shop. Good planning planning thing.

  26. demondude777 | 9:41 am |

    Doctor don’t you want me to open my mouth and stick out my tongue?

  27. phoenixx | 11:42 am |

    get ‘high’ on a new thing….

  28. tekleader | 12:41 pm |

    You wouldn’t understand, officer. It’s a health care thing.

  29. Tom | 3:19 pm |

    You can Shanghai me to that clinic, any time you like.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:19 pm |

    This is what you get for putting off naming your clinic until the day you order the sign.

  31. FatKenney | 6:30 pm |

    I don’t care if it is out-of-network. The extra copay is worth it.

  32. FatKenney | 6:31 pm |

    That’s odd. I would have expected a much longer line outside waiting to get in.

  33. DragonLady | 1:14 pm |

    ‘Good good’ in Shanghai not good enough? Want to hear agout the ‘great great’ I can get you in Beijing? Follow me into that ‘dark dark’ corner & ….

  34. DragonLady | 1:15 pm |

    about

  35. garudamon11 | 7:55 am |

    Wait until you see the bill

  36. Bobby | 9:02 pm |

    Chitty chitty bang bang.

  37. The commissars were at a loss to explain the increase of sick hours ….

  38. Swampfox | 3:45 pm |

    “Yes, I would like to make an appointment with Doctor Johnson, please?”

  39. SS | 4:52 am |

    Good sex is actually a sort of a health care thing.

  40. sasquatch | 10:53 pm |

    My HMO is never going to ok a trip to this clinic.

  41. Long Tom | 5:48 pm |

    Dr, Ruth Westheimer’s clinic.

  42. HardRockMark | 9:19 am |

    Proof that chinese medicine is WAAAAAAAAAAY better than western medicine!

  43. Buzz Killington | 1:45 pm |

    It’s a health care thing, you wouldn’t understand…

  44. meez | 1:09 pm |

    Health benefits of good good sex. Too good to be true?

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