Go from “I grew” to “I do!”

posted on 8 Dec 2010 in Signs

Trade those whiskers for vows!

Photo courtesy of J.P.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
Bridal shaving is an actual procedure
offered in Japan to new brides.

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  1. Eduard | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear in time marriage grows on too……

  2. Eduard | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The groom is into kinky stuff…. so trim the mustache as well, make it V-shaped……

  3. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the bearded women we all love.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Darling, I love you with all my heart, but I can’t walk down the aisle until you’re shaved. Let’s start with those eyebrows…

  5. Tong | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We will get married on 1st December, after she finishes “movember”.

  6. Zizzybalooba | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But Honey, I love those mohair panties!

  7. beechoak | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For when the groom dislikes the feel of razor stubble when he goes to kiss the bride…

  8. dangevin | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Garter belt hitting a snag?

  9. dangevin | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be wary of a hairy cherry before you marry.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    15,000 yen for a hair cut!

  11. Eduard | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *LE:…. marriage grows on YOU, too……

  12. xila31 | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Little did he know he was actually marrying a Wookie.

  13. ben | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In sickness or in health, yes, but not with stubble.

  14. Bob* | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From Hairy to Sally

  15. Chris | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone shaved my wife tonight. (apologies to Elton John)

  16. Kitsune | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a little off under the armpits please

  17. jjhitt | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And now we know that Babu The Dogfaced Boy is really a Babette.

  18. phoenixx | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    something new, something old, something borrowed,something blue, something shaved….

  19. demondude777 | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When the husband to be refuses to mow the lawn….

  20. Eccekio | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NO! NO! Shaved girls slip off your face,

  21. Eccekio | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But! Asian women aren’t that hairy anyhow???

  22. FatKenney | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Might as well get in one last good shave. Because, as any guy can tell you, once they’re married the shaving stops.

  23. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, the thousand or so clams for the dress you wear once, I can understand. Ditto for the $100 spent on the elaborate one-time hairdo. But this just takes the wedding cake.

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