I don’t it get.

posted on 23 Dec 2010 in Books/Magazines

What did you Santa ask?

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.

37 captions

  1. Eccekio | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    She sat on Santa’s knee and told him what she wanted.

    Santa went bright red and had to go to the men’s room for ten minutes.

  2. Algernon | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A dress for a dog or a bag to carry it in.

  3. Algernon | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Eccekio: maybe to feed is reindeers?

  4. krysto4 | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll roux the day…

  5. DrLex | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Seems like Yoda went into the Christmas card business.

  6. SF | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Christmas merry and it new year happy!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I Christmas of this year will present myself.

  8. beechoak | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, last year you presented us with a strip tease on a table top with a lamp shade on your head. Always a surprise when you’re invited to the office holiday party…!

  9. beechoak | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that an antenna in your pocket or are you just glad to present me?

  10. jjhitt | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today I learned what roux is.
    You can club me now.

  11. Yannush | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yoda IS Santa Claus!

  12. Jellychop | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Voluptuous incoherent women, a dog and an antenna: You can’t ask for a better Christmas party.
    And why is it snowing in the house?

  13. jjhitt | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll get you, my pretty … and your little dog too!

  14. jjhitt | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When the talking dog makes more sense that your date, you know you’re too drunk to drive home.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What up, dawg!

  16. Classic Steve | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, weather frightful inside is….

  17. demondude777 | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knew Christmas was a verb…..wow! Lets all Christmas this holiday season away!

  18. intern | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Take free!” – they can’t even give them away???

  19. faulty wiring | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Frosty doesn’t look so stupid now, does he???

  20. xila31 | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I get what it is? No, not really.

  21. faulty wiring | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dad, mum’s put ketamine in the Christmas cake again!

  22. FatKenney | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Tis the season to be incomprehensible.

  23. jjhitt | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Santa, Is it too late to ask for a case of mental?

  24. phil | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What it is. 違う。 What it BE.

  25. Bill Gates | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The gibberish I can handle. Just lose the creepy talking dog.

  26. Bill Gates | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My dear, you will Christmas of this year present something in my pocket, if you are very good.

  27. emily2903 | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hang you the sock on wall and present you get know…..

  28. Santa | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pull my finger!!

  29. coffeebot | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Confucious say dog who question it is ask is many make it the purse.

  30. phoenixx | 11:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    confused at the message i am….

  31. Purplehound | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, the dog looks quite excited about the prospect of “getting it.”

  32. Jeff | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry Toto. NO ONE got it…

  33. sasquatch | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, I wish Santa would leave me an Engrish speaking dog for X-mas.

  34. Dervrak | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate white, middle class, poodles that try to talk ghetto…

  35. Long Tom | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Zoophilia?

  36. Sushi eater | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Middle school students make mistake like this.
    Is my Engrish collect?
    I’m terribly fearful.

  37. TheInterlang | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa will Christmas my baby sister a dolly.

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