What did you Santa ask?
Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.
She sat on Santa’s knee and told him what she wanted.
Santa went bright red and had to go to the men’s room for ten minutes.
A dress for a dog or a bag to carry it in.
Eccekio: maybe to feed is reindeers?
You’ll roux the day…
Seems like Yoda went into the Christmas card business.
Christmas merry and it new year happy!
I Christmas of this year will present myself.
Well, last year you presented us with a strip tease on a table top with a lamp shade on your head. Always a surprise when you’re invited to the office holiday party…!
Is that an antenna in your pocket or are you just glad to present me?
Today I learned what roux is.
You can club me now.
Yoda IS Santa Claus!
Voluptuous incoherent women, a dog and an antenna: You can’t ask for a better Christmas party.
And why is it snowing in the house?
I’ll get you, my pretty … and your little dog too!
When the talking dog makes more sense that your date, you know you’re too drunk to drive home.
What up, dawg!
Oh, weather frightful inside is….
I never knew Christmas was a verb…..wow! Lets all Christmas this holiday season away!
“Take free!” – they can’t even give them away???
Frosty doesn’t look so stupid now, does he???
Do I get what it is? No, not really.
Dad, mum’s put ketamine in the Christmas cake again!
‘Tis the season to be incomprehensible.
Dear Santa, Is it too late to ask for a case of mental?
What it is. 違う。 What it BE.
The gibberish I can handle. Just lose the creepy talking dog.
My dear, you will Christmas of this year present something in my pocket, if you are very good.
Hang you the sock on wall and present you get know…..
Pull my finger!!
Confucious say dog who question it is ask is many make it the purse.
confused at the message i am….
Actually, the dog looks quite excited about the prospect of “getting it.”
Don’t worry Toto. NO ONE got it…
Wow, I wish Santa would leave me an Engrish speaking dog for X-mas.
I hate white, middle class, poodles that try to talk ghetto…
Middle school students make mistake like this.
Is my Engrish collect?
I’m terribly fearful.
Santa will Christmas my baby sister a dolly.
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