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posted on 3 Dec 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

He tends to over-analyze…

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  1. DrLex | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The teacher is very anal about the proper use of the past perfect tense.

  2. DrLex | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Speech impediment? No problem! Just make sure to eat enough beans and onions, and we’ll teach you how to speak English with your butt.

  3. SF | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll know everything about body language.

  4. Algernon | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings a new meaning to full of sh#t

  5. MingTheMerciless | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It gives a whole new meaning to potty mouth and foul language. Maybe the old punishment of washing the mouth out with soap is not such a bad idea?

  6. MingTheMerciless | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve had about enough of all the s**t that comes out of your mouth, young man! We are taking you out of the Anus English Academy and sending you to military school.

  7. beechoak | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Bah! The instructor isn’t all that good! Most of the time, he’s just talking out his a$$!

  8. Algernon | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign says no problem with Anus harma but I’m not so sure.

  9. Jellychop | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Uhmm, to whoever made the sign, the program says English *Recital*, NOT English Rectal!”

  10. d17nk | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i’d like to take the oral english class in this anus academy

  11. Eduard | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The place where they take them Engrish dictionaries and books and shove them up your a$$ !

  12. Big Fat Cat | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    English is suck a sh*tty language!

  13. Big Fat Cat | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    we will tell you how to use your dictionary as toilet paper

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In some cultures talking out one’s ass doesn’t come naturally.

  15. xila31 | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where to go when you want to learn to talk like a real asshole.

  16. Eccekio | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    An apostrophe! An Apostrophe! My kingdom for an apostrophe.

  17. dangevin | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad grades? Up your A!

  18. Chris | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I studied there. The teacher’s an asshole.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The government didn’t realize the consequence when they hire Mr. Sharma who claim to have extensive teaching experience in ESL (English as a Sh*tty Language ) to head the education department . Now the whole country is in deep sh*t.

  20. Eccekio | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Uhh! Mr Sharma! We have a problem.

  21. Eccekio | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder she looks so happy. She’s laughing her arse off.

  22. Eccekio | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: She’s laughing her Anu off.

  23. demondude777 | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Need to learn how to talk out of youass? How about lie your ass off? Contact us!

  24. Big Fat Cat | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We care not only about your Engrish but also your hemorrhoid!

  25. em bee | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brown eyed girl, come talk with me…

  26. Gwydion Williams | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the bottom end of the English-teaching market

  27. Big Fat Cat | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1st lesson: A for Assssses, B for Butt, C for Cuntry, D for Dog, E for Ejaculate, F for Fxxk, …… P for penetration, ……..

  28. Anish | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The line next to No Problem reads “Main Hoon Na” – it translates to “I’m with you”

  29. Chuck | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor Anu. He – if nobody else – should know the how to use the possessive apostrophe-S.

  30. Chuck | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “… know the how …” ??!!

    And I should know the value of proof-reading !

  31. faulty wiring | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Plurals: One Anu, two Ani, eg: Here is Anu. Anu has an anatomical abnormality. Anu has two Ani.

    Possessives: The possessive form of Anu is Anus, eg: Here is Anu. Anu runs an English Academy. It is an Anus of an English Academy.

  32. faulty wiring | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the mistake: It is meant to be Anus AND English academy. Your one stop shop for haemorrhoid repair and verb conjugation!

  33. emily | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can tell that the principal of the academy lets his ASSistant run the show most of the time.

  34. Chuck | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lends a whole new meaning to “Ripped Anu One!”

  35. JJ Hitt | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please dont squeeze the Sharma.

  36. gonovox | 2:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this rusty sign board was placed in a hallway?

  37. anusharma | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Ms. or Mrs. Sharma … Anu is a common girl’s name in India.

  38. garudamon11 | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Omg…lol …

  39. coffeebot | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard the teacher is an asshole

  40. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    English? Should be Greek ….

  41. passerby | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Anus English originated from BUTTLAND… LOL

  42. Elle | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains the crappy language!

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