Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

posted on 5 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

Order the dark roast, it’s a bigger cup…

Photo courtesy of Diane Quick.
Found in Beijing, China.

17 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Something stiff in the morning to get you going.

  2. DrLex | 5:28 am |

    This must be where my work place gets their coffee supply. It does taste like ground roasted wood chips.

  3. Jellychop | 5:44 am |

    So that’s why my coffee always comes with cream.

  4. Eduard | 6:15 am |

    Are you UP for an espresso?

  5. Estrechísima | 7:40 am |

    Not affiliated with Morning Wood Coffee.

  6. kitsune | 9:44 am |

    Their slogan is “Wake up in the morning with good wood”

  7. Classic Steve | 10:17 am |

    I like my women the way I like my…

  8. coffeebot | 11:03 am |

    I was in a good mood but now…

  9. SF | 11:44 am |

    Is this a spoon in your pocket, or are you simply in a good wood?

  10. phoenixx | 2:42 pm |

    for that oaky flavor

  11. d17nk | 3:33 pm |

    they serve every coffee with extra hot cream for female customers

  12. Chris | 7:12 pm |

    Thanks, I’ve already gotten wood this morning.

  13. Tong | 9:23 pm |

    Need some acid milk to break it down and soften it.

  14. Ckivv | 11:52 pm |

    Look at the Chinese characters on the right, Good Wood is simply translation of the Chinese name. Well, it’s a good laugh, though.

  15. Mike | 1:08 pm |

    New meaning to having a “Woodie” in the morning

  16. I am sporting a tremendous cup of coffee!

  17. lizardpeople | 1:57 am |

    technically the correct literal translation, the words in chinese mean favorable wood

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