Or the elevator will get jealous…

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   faulty wiring | 3:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   They’re out of control! Stop them! For god’s sake somebody please stop themmmmmmm!

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   Tong | 4:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I have been walking on the stairs for half an hour, how come I can’t get into the shop?

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   beechoak | 4:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   ♪♫ I feel the Earth move under my feet, I feel the stairs just a-slowin’ on, slowin’ on down…! ♫♪

4. 

   Big Fat Cat | 4:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If you don’t slon don, the stairs will get angry and becomes slippery.

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   Gangster1 | 5:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Slow down? It doesn’t move at all!

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   faulty wiring | 5:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Apart from the insane speed freak mid descent, the populace seem happy to comply. Maybe the white hot handrail on the right has something to do with it.

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   FatKenney | 5:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “And while your at it, if you could stop the room from spinning, that would be great too.” (collapses in a drunken stupor}

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   Jellychop | 6:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Wow, going up the stairs must be like riding a rocket.

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   Eccekio | 7:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If I lie down and hang on really tight, I can stop myself flying off the face of the Earth.

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    coffeebot | 8:12 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Folks, it’s called an ESCALATOR

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    emily2903 | 8:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I say Stairs ! Will you please slow down for me to climb up?

12. 

    jjhitt | 9:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Long ago when wild stairs roamed the earth…

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    demondude777 | 9:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Us slow down the stairs?

    Whats, you couldn’t do your job successfully?

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    Snufkin | 2:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

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    RT | 4:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    it’s bad boy baby… can’t stop, won’t stop… uh-uh, uh-uh *starts p-diddy dance*

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    Explorer09 | 10:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The stairs have emergency stop button?
    (like escalators)

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    SS | 12:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    For drunks, written by drunks.

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    Max Period | 6:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    My translation: “Please walk down the stairs slowly”

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