We’ve got families waiting out back…

posted on 11 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just until its chrispy.

  2. DrLex | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently it’s too short a time, because they already have a river full of stir-fried cattle with no result.

  3. d17nk | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    thats one way to reduce population, by recycling them

  4. Gwydion Williams | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ‘Diary of a Madman’ restauraunt?

  5. Tong | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stir fry for a short time, because it hurts, particularly when you have to cook your own flesh.

  6. faulty wiring | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So we’re having French again

  7. Sam | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Soylent Green is PEOPLE!! We’ve got to stop them — SOMEHOW!!!”

  8. phoenixx | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i like my peasant med rare..

  9. Yannush | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard something about tragic situation of the Chinese peasantry, but I didn’t suspect it’s SO bad…

  10. Eccekio | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh. The smell of peasants cooking, on the morning breeze.

  11. Eccekio | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “When I was out hunting this morning I shot two peasants.”

    ‘Don’t you mean Pheasants?’

    “No! I mean peasants. They were so insufferably rude, I shot them.”

  12. Big Fat Cat | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I allow to pick which member of the family to stir fry? I would like the youngsters please. Grandpa is too old.

  13. Jeff | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, so THAT’S the real fate of Marie Antoinette…

  14. jjhitt | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The place across the street is more modern. They use sharecroppers.

  15. jjhitt | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Give me your tired, your poor, huddled masses yearning to be free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    I’ll fry and eat them.

  16. Chuck | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What ?! Not one Hannibal reference yet ?!

  17. Gloria | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only stir-fry for a few minutes, otherwise the flesh gets really tough, especially when it hasn’t been putting on the lotion as it has been told to do thousands of times! Even the hose can’t soften it up!

  18. LAFlitz | 5:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    With some fava beans and a nice Tsingtao.

  19. FatKenney | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, they do anything they’re told – they’re peasants.

  20. emily | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What an honest restaurant ! Saving fuel by cooking food only for a short time, and letting the customers know that they have been shortchanged !

  21. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One way to cut down overhead: Stop handing out fortune cookies, and just print the obscure messages on the menu.

  22. Ostrich | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I shan’t order that as I like my flesh well done.

  23. kitsune | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Food that cooks itself… ingenious!!!

  24. DragonLady | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WOK???

  25. Eoin | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Donner party? Your table’s ready!

  26. annabanana | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hannibal Lecter’s favorite!

  27. garudamon11 | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The restaurant owner must be Marie Antoinette

  28. DragonLady | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …while the bourgeoisie prefers the slow-cooker.

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