You had better obey

What a demanding sponge.

Yes Sir!

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
’cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can’t get no, i can’t get no

When i’m usin’ my sponge
And that instruction comes on it
It’s tellin’ me more and more
About soap and body shampoo
Supposed to refresh stimulus
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what i say

You had better use this sponge or I will unscrew your head and pour soap and body shampoo down your neck!

Well only if you insist.

Sponge Bob is reportedly terrified.

Thou Shalt Have No Other Sponge Than ME!

Is this is disposable sex toy, or is it just me?

LE: If you look down below, you can see FUKUOKA. So IT IS a sex toy!

Sponge Nazis. I hate Sponge Nazis.

You will not get dirty again for 12 hours.

You’d better watch… er, wash your back.

but i dont like pink…

Or else.

This is an excellent example of Engrish. In this case, the proper translation would be “should” instead of “had better”, but in Japanese both translate to the same もいい idiom.

you had better use this sponge, or else you get the hose again

The SPONGINATOR.

Und you VILL enchoy it!

Body Clean Sponge: Made in Japan. Inspired by Germany.

Stimulus you say?

So it is written, so it shall be done.

Does this mean I’m sponge worthy?

spongebob’s cousin pms squaresponge

If disobeyed, Sponge will use you.

IT USES THE SPONGE TO PUT THE LOTION ON IT’S SKIN!

Would love to hear the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket shouting this at his soldiers.

What a cheap stimulus package!

Darn bossy sponges!

…and you better hope I don’t catch you using a loofah instead!

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the sponge again!

Spongeworthy.