Don’t they cancel each other out?

posted on 26 Dec 2010 in Transportation

Text reads:

MODERATE TENSION WITH MODERATE RELAXATION!

THIS IS THE WAY OF LIFE OF MEN WHO KEEP
GENUINE SPIRIT OF SPORT IN HEART SILENTLY.

NOW, FOR SUCH MEN!

Photo courtesy of Doug Terry.
From a 1980’s Nissan Skyline.

Applas and Orangas.

posted on 25 Dec 2010 in Bags/Packaging

It’s not his list, it’s a customs form. You try flying fruit internationally…


Photo courtesy of AKY.
Found in Slovakia.

Away in a menngar…

posted on 24 Dec 2010 in Stationery

Santa was found laying face-up, filled with lead and
impaled on a stick.  Mrs Claus had no comment…

Photo courtesy of Briana Lamb.

Flurries with 100% chance of contractions.

posted on 22 Dec 2010 in Bags/Packaging

The grammar outside is frightful…


Photo courtesy of Laura Cline.
From Christmas shopping bag.

Santa Cluus

posted on 21 Dec 2010 in Toys

Secret’s out…his elves only read and write at a third grade level.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Spruce.

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