Be patient while we grease the steps…

posted on 11 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

An Inconvenient Truth


Photo courtesy of Johan de Jong.
Found in Dali, China.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your tax dollars at work: concealed manholes and low hanging high voltage power lines. Vote 1 pointless inconvenience. Vote 1 disfiguring injury or untimely death. Vote 1: Your Local Government!

  2. Eduard | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fall you should, your fault is. Apologize we did!

  3. Tong | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The city authority is determined to be accountable for the taxpayers’ money. If you are convenient by any of our constructions, call us. We will fix it at you expense.

  4. Algernon | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let it build itself

  5. FatKenney | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I guess wheelchair accessibility is out of the question.

  6. FatKenney | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “…and forgive us our inconveniences as we forgive those who inconvenience us. Lead us not into hindrance, but deliver us from difficulty. Amen”

  7. jjhitt | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon for your convenience: another inconvenience.

  8. jjhitt | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another Erection of the Flaccid Construction Company.
    “It’s Not Hard To Be Inconvenient.”

  9. xila31 | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This shop likes to make you jump a few hurdles.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the convenience, please use the ladder here to access 2/F.

  11. coffeebot | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your sins are forgiven–go and inconvenience no more.

  12. demondude777 | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the convenience here, deal with it!

  13. emily | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To conserve energy, we are tearing down the escalator and building stairs in its place. We are constructing it to bring you inconvenience but for a good cause, so please forgive us…..

  14. Mau | 11:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t cut through the red tape!

  15. kyle vincent | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, you’re building to wreck. uh…hmm..let’s see…ok. You’re forgiven.

    Have a nice day.

  16. kyle vincent | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, you’re building to wreck. uh…hmm..let’s see…ok. You’re forgiven.

    Have a nice day.

  17. kitsune | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put Yoda in charge of making the signs we shouldn’t have

  18. Eoin | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Complete you must fulteen Hail Mallys and tlee Memolales, then forgiveness here, ok?

  19. EffEff | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please forgive us, construction builds character.

  20. sparky | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Who put that sign up and took away the front of my store?

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