Beware of anal-retentive raccoons

No not never throw no litter nowhere, neither!

Only if its evil or poisonous

Welcome to Lijiang Obsessive Compulsive Post-Consumer Park.

Feel free to dump your garbage in our park, as long as it’s neatly ordered in nice piles.

It took us hours to get it all arranged just right. Apple cores and aluminum cans in this pile; batteries, beer bottles, and banana peels in that pile…

Hey, I no not know how am I supposed to properly deposit my rubbish in your well-organized wooden shelves ’cause the excessively-small-headed tall guy keeps throwing them away!

Are you sure that sign wasn’t found in Switzerland?

EVEN IN A LINGUISTICALLY DAY AND AGE SUCH AS THIS,
THE TERM “TIDY GARBAGE” IS STILL AN ANACHCHRONISM.

Forgive them for they know not what they throw…

Actually, the Australian Aboriginal people have execessively long limbed spirit people, like the sign. They are called the Wadjinna.

You don’t mess with them.

Tiny red ice cubes served by midgets with long arms and legs are fine though

Orderly rubbish is happy rubbish.

This sign was first seen in a cave in the Pyrenes. It is believed to have been painted by Homo Domesticus.

“Ahh, the park is all in order… hey, stop! Don’t just drop your napkin in there? Neatly fold and gently place it in the receptacle.”

Park for people with rubbish disorder syndrome.

This message brought to you by the orderly trash organization

It puts the lotion in the basket, JUST SO.

So, where CAN we disorder some rubbish?

DO NO NOT WANT!

“You’re disorder is just a bunch of rubbish!”
“No, not disorder rubbish! You always put me down!”

Spotted on a subjects front lawn on the show Hoarders.

Disorderly rubbish make long-leg giant angry, so we put rubbish in basket as peace offering. Make long-leg giant happy so he no eat us.

“Want no not, waste no not”.

Or else it gets the hose again