Beware of anal-retentive raccoons

posted on 10 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

This means you, bathroom-sign-men-with-freakishly-long-limbs…

Photo courtesy of Johan de Jong.
Found in Lijiang, China.

24 captions

  1. Eduard | 4:22 am |

    No not never throw no litter nowhere, neither!

  2. Algernon | 4:22 am |

    Only if its evil or poisonous

  3. jjhitt | 4:25 am |

    Welcome to Lijiang Obsessive Compulsive Post-Consumer Park.

  4. DrLex | 4:34 am |

    Feel free to dump your garbage in our park, as long as it’s neatly ordered in nice piles.

  5. FatKenney | 4:35 am |

    It took us hours to get it all arranged just right. Apple cores and aluminum cans in this pile; batteries, beer bottles, and banana peels in that pile…

  6. Eduard | 4:52 am |

    Hey, I no not know how am I supposed to properly deposit my rubbish in your well-organized wooden shelves ’cause the excessively-small-headed tall guy keeps throwing them away!

  7. Salome | 4:53 am |

    Are you sure that sign wasn’t found in Switzerland?

  8. Eccekio | 5:16 am |

    EVEN IN A LINGUISTICALLY DAY AND AGE SUCH AS THIS,
    THE TERM “TIDY GARBAGE” IS STILL AN ANACHCHRONISM.

  9. beechoak | 5:17 am |

    Forgive them for they know not what they throw…

  10. Eccekio | 5:21 am |

    Actually, the Australian Aboriginal people have execessively long limbed spirit people, like the sign. They are called the Wadjinna.

    You don’t mess with them.

  11. faulty wiring | 6:21 am |

    Tiny red ice cubes served by midgets with long arms and legs are fine though

  12. xila31 | 7:02 am |

    Orderly rubbish is happy rubbish.

  13. Chuck | 7:18 am |

    This sign was first seen in a cave in the Pyrenes. It is believed to have been painted by Homo Domesticus.

  14. coffeebot | 7:42 am |

    “Ahh, the park is all in order… hey, stop! Don’t just drop your napkin in there? Neatly fold and gently place it in the receptacle.”

  15. Big Fat Cat | 9:03 am |

    Park for people with rubbish disorder syndrome.

  16. kitsune | 10:13 am |

    This message brought to you by the orderly trash organization

  17. jjhitt | 10:56 am |

    It puts the lotion in the basket, JUST SO.

  18. DragonLady | 3:07 pm |

    So, where CAN we disorder some rubbish?

  19. Water imp | 4:48 pm |

    DO NO NOT WANT!

  20. xila31 | 6:36 pm |

    “You’re disorder is just a bunch of rubbish!”
    “No, not disorder rubbish! You always put me down!”

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:02 pm |

    Spotted on a subjects front lawn on the show Hoarders.

  22. Lora | 9:25 pm |

    Disorderly rubbish make long-leg giant angry, so we put rubbish in basket as peace offering. Make long-leg giant happy so he no eat us.

  23. RiceKitteh | 1:33 am |

    “Want no not, waste no not”.

  24. garudamon11 | 8:04 am |

    Or else it gets the hose again

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