Chaste makes waste

posted on 15 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Containers

Clean cosmos…except for all that filthy dark matter…


Photo courtesy of Johan de Jong.
Found on a bus in China.

25 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:06 am |

    Feeling the chaste urgently in the fresh family manner is not only a contradiction but also likely to get you arrested.

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Does it need a key

  3. jjhitt | 5:32 am |

    Chastity can be cured if caught in time.

  4. Jellychop | 5:46 am |

    Wow, they sure have a high-falutin way of telling you to take out the trash.

  5. jjhitt | 5:54 am |

    Today, police report they have located the remains of Little Flower, whose body was found not far from the site of the Fresh Family murders.

  6. DrLex | 5:54 am |

    Wash your hands before feeling the clean cosmos, or you’ll make it dirty.

  7. FatKenney | 6:29 am |

    So this is what, a feminine hygiene product for the abstinent? That is one highly specific market.

  8. beechoak | 8:04 am |

    Yeah, let’s feel urgently for maybe a cleaner trash can…?

  9. Chris | 8:42 am |

    Get your dirty hands off my clean cosmos!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 10:43 am |

    Little Flower is just Sirens in disguised. You go near and fall into the abysses.

  11. Silly Uncle Willy | 11:19 am |

    I just looooove chasting after them wimmin!

  12. Silly Uncle Willy | 11:21 am |

    Chasting them all over the cosmos, that is.

  13. Salome | 2:08 pm |

    Feel the fresh family’s atmosphere? You sure this isn’t a nappy pail?

  14. Bill Gates | 6:12 pm |

    Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

    “Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

  15. Bill Gates | 6:12 pm |

    Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

    “Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

  16. Bill Gates | 6:12 pm |

    Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

    “Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

  17. Cecily | 11:22 pm |

    Mum, have you ever had those days when your cosmos feels…not so clean?

  18. DragonLady | 6:45 pm |

    Do you have the Fresh Family’s permission to feel urgently their atmosphere?

  19. Camy | 12:35 am |

    What exactly did you find on that Chinese bus? Is it a cup or what? It looks like metal, you know…

  20. Abe Blingin | 4:18 pm |

    Not yet de-flowered

  21. Colonel Sanders | 9:03 pm |

    Am I the only one reminded of Katamari?

  22. Sidoh | 6:41 pm |

    “Little Flower,” well that would explain the chaste part

  23. Vix | 5:23 pm |

    The Fresh Family might not take too well to people urgently feeling their atmosphere…

  24. Miladydoyle | 6:40 am |

    Billions and Billions -Love always Carl

  25. sparky | 9:19 pm |

    I felt real urgently once but could’t make it to the clean cosmos in time.

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