Don’t tread on me

posted on 28 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

The grass sacrificed sturdiness for self-awareness…
and the ability to make great signs.


Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign spotted in China.

23 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am crabgrass. Hear me roar!

  2. Eduard | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, grass! I’m Jim and I’m your frail addict!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I am human, I like to step on you.

  4. Rm | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now , u definitely need to “keep off” this one..

  5. FatKenney | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of our fragile ecosystem.

  6. FatKenney | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Please watch your step – the grass is frail, the clover has low self-esteem, and the dandelions have abandonment issues.

  7. Jellychop | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Judging by the reflection of the steel bolt eyed person taking the photo I think any body would feel vulnerable!

  8. Powerful Entity | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Nonsense! You are just as strong as every other grass in the world. Just believe in yourself.

  9. ben | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … says the plant growing directly out of solid rock.

  10. Dawn | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to be picky, but there isn’t any grass there. Perhaps it isn’t so much frail as hypothetical.

  11. faulty wiring | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m cocaine and I am the most interesting person here…let me tell you all about it

  12. xila31 | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello grass, meet mower.

  13. Chris | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But walk all over me anyway. I like it.

  14. Classic Steve | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m also smiling at you, so please detour.

  15. coffeebot | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Broken grass and fractured weeds… I said I needed SENSITIVE SHOES not sensible

  16. Gwydion Williams | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m grass. Anything you say will be written down and passed onto the police!

  17. phoenixx | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    granny has fallen and she cant get up!!! so tread lightly

  18. RT | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    what if the grass is a masochist?

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “My roots are weak; my blades are dry; my seeds are bent!”

  20. emily2903 | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Have more faith in yourself, grass.
    Didn’t they tell you that strong winds can topple big trees, but not grass?

  21. dio | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t really know Chinese, but I believe the Chinese part says the same.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You grass, I’m agree.

  23. Anna | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I agree with Dio! It looks like it’s saying the same thing in Chinese haha

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