Even the dog is hot…

posted on 19 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Sam Carter.
Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.

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  1. Andy | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 78  Subtract rating 3  

    I dreamt of tasting Kim Possible once while I was busy with the in palm pleasure of my beef meatball. It made me explode my fries all over the cook.

  2. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks well bought up!

  3. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Gosh a fish with fingernails and cartoon charactor. What more could you ask for.

  4. Eduard | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Meet the Fishenmeat’s: an all-colour, omnivorous, possibly Kim-tasting exploding big and hot (especially Kim) happy family.
    Priceless!

  5. jjhitt | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Psst… hey buddy… wanna buy some pictures of stir fry?

  6. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule 34.1 : If it exists, it’s on a menu somewhere.

  7. Algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Clearly not McDonalds then.

  8. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Eight Fingernail Fish might be octopus.
    Doesn’t clarify anything, but at least it doesn’t need an exploding manicurist.

  9. SF | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is eight fingernail fish kosher?

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet the chicken wing is the hottest stuff in the family photo.

  11. DrLex | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello, my name is Kim Possible and I’m very tasty.

  12. Jazzy | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please keep your “in palm treasure” off the table.

  13. FatKenney | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    waiter: “Would you like that stir fried, or blown to kingdom come?”

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It has come to my attention that the Kim family next door to the restaurant has disappeared after this menu was posted.

  15. krpound | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered what happened to Kim Possible after Disney took her off the air…

  16. Chuck | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Keeping it down ? Kimpossible !

  17. Stopchicks | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Kinky!

  18. Chris | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Disturbingly reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock’s “Specialty of the House”

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So cartoon girls taste like crayfish, fingernail fish, chicken wings, and beef meatballs. Never would have guessed.

  20. Silly Uncle Willy | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So Kim could possibly explode in your mouth? This doesn’t sound legal in several States.

  21. Bear or bust | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What, no exploding duck.

  22. Jaibyrd | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Hrm, I wonder if they have a side-dish that tastes like Ron Stoppable…

  23. demondude777 | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it just me or does the name: Hot Family Photo sound:

    a) very wrong
    b) very illegal
    c) all of the above

  24. Tom P. | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh waitress, could I get the Thumbnails in my Stuff, also?

  25. jjhitt | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @demondude

    e) inedible
    f) immoral
    g) contributing to the delinquency of invertebrates.

  26. DECMATH | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste: Kim Possible
    Smell: Brock Samson

  27. kshea | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

  28. Darth Na'vi | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Captain Kim Possible! Reporting for duty sir! And this is my arch-nemesis, Captain Kim Impossible!

  29. Freon | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, I cooked the kids.

  30. samuel | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    hmm, from a quick search on youtube revealed that Kim Possible’s chinese name is indeed 麻辣[女孩]. However the mdbg.com dictionary defines 麻辣, not as “Kim Possible” but “hot and numbing…” which I don’t think I’d like the taste of either…. and 女孩 means girl

  31. d17nk | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Can I have the hot daughter’s photo instead please?

  32. Dude | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, these fries are dynamite!

  33. jjhitt | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Set phasers for “hot and numbing”!

  34. V-man | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @samuel That’s the Chinese name of the show, not the character. According to the Chinese Wikipedia Kim herself is called 金姆 in Taiwan and 金碧嘉 elsewhere.

  35. Lora | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The reason the family photo is so hot is that the menu just caught on fire.
    Next time don’t hold it so close to the candlelight.

  36. Lora | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …Or maybe it’s hot because the kitchen caught on fire after the cook exploded. :-)

  37. DragonLady | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kim? Possibly this family is Korean.

  38. Recoil | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What does Kim Possible taste like?

  39. Ani | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So the drama. So what’s the sitch?

    And for those confused among you:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Possible

  40. Maew Uan | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like Kim Possible food.

  41. phil | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I always regretted not tasting Kim in University.

  42. Elsys St. Valencia | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I once had a pet Eight-Fingernail-Fish named Kim Jong Il. Tastes nothing like the real thing, though.

  43. dkg | 11:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like how “ma la” translates to “Kim Possible”. Maybe it’s because she’s a redhead…

  44. David | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Me fail Engrish? That’s Kim Possible.

  45. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You got anything that tastes more like Jessica Rabbit?

  46. jiniton | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    whats the sitch??

  47. Kieren Scott | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s always the same problem with Disney brand foodstuffs.

  48. liam1224 | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What the family looked like after they tried the exploding fries =-&

  49. Tomatohead | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mission: Kim possible

  50. EffEff | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know Hannibal Lecter became f family photographer!

  51. garudamon11 | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter !!! theres fish in my fingernail !!!

  52. Colonel Sanders | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    How did it say kim possible? That impossible! No pun intended! I mean really.

  53. Kile Smart | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot and Numbing can do anything…even explode fries with hot taste! XD

  54. steve | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lol..kim possible? where do they even get that? bahaha

  55. Y&U | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The last time I took a hot family photo the sheriff came. What gives?

  56. shredder298 | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    yum yum kim possible in palm treasure with eight fingernail fish,crayfish,a chicken wing and a meatball! omg it has an added bonus! it explodes fries all over the cook!!

  57. Squidblender | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m confused: do I get 8 fingernail-fish or a fish with eight fingernails? I need to know before I pay 48 kuai.

  58. Zach | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Taste: female character of crappy English cartoon

  59. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, is it kimpossible to have only a couple of explodes?

  60. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not kimpossible that this family photo exploded. It is so hot.

  61. Jared | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    When hentai and food porn collide.

  62. Jgr9 | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kim Possible?! TROLOLOLOLOL! XD
    That or Mind F***.

  63. Voyz | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FYI, the eight fingernail(s) fish refers to the octopus.

  64. Raven X Corvinus | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste: like kim possible

  65. Jamyskis | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This food was so hot, even the cook exploded…

  66. Gerson | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that is the hottest family photo I have ever seen!

  67. snackycakez | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess in China the kids actually eat the toy that comes with their meal.

  68. Ivy Schaeffer | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Disney characters must taste as interesting as the cute hamster curry.

  69. Robotnik | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve never heard of a cook that explodes french fries.

  70. Arhk | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hot family photo”
    ~

  71. NoizeBomb | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Call it, and beep it, if you want to reach it.

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