It’s what they’re eating in China…

posted on 20 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Menus



Photo courtesy of Sofia Borges.
Menu found in Tianjin, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    East meats west at a sensible price.

  2. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If the ingredients make you ill, we pre-mixed some Chinese medicines in there to heal you.

  3. Stopchicks | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s kind of red, white and blue. And I don’t think I want to know what the blue thing is.

  4. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wont eat it until the Blue Thing stops trying to crawl out of the bowl.

  5. Eduard | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a misinterpreted intriguing headline: American Senate flags Ukraine for their chicken soup!

  6. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I pledge allegiance to the bowl of the Ukrainian soup of American flag, and to the repugnance for which it stands. One serving, with Chinese medicine, invisible, with liberty and justice for eight yuan.

  7. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Like most legislation in the Senate, this probably will not pass.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I know burning the American flag is considered a criminal offence but cooking it should be considered treason.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    That’s a sex scandal: American senate flagging Ukraine Chicken to taste their creamy soup.

  10. Salome | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken is from Chernobyl. Glows in the dark.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am guessing the $7.00 dish is Congressman flagging Russian chicken soup

  12. Jazzy | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please keep politics out of my soup!

  13. jjhitt | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like someone threw Cookie Monster and Elmo in a blender.

  14. Jellychop | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yet another American flag made in China.

  15. Chris | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ya get wafers with that?

  16. Tekleader | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Patriotism never tasted so good!

  17. Cecily | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s much better than the Canadian flag soup. That stuff always has a big leaf floating in it.

  18. Silly Uncle Willy | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flags…the other white meet.

  19. Xila31 | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of the International Value Menue.

  20. Darth Na'vi | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s that blue stuff? Or is it flag-wrapped chicken leg?

  21. pumpkinattack | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, that looks like peacock meat.

  22. phil | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never served on time.
    Burning it is a federal offense.

  23. emily | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never ever put other countries in hot soup !!

  24. Pete | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, it was Chernobyl that turned that thing so blue…

  25. Dania | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Georgian Russian soup is explosive.

  26. coffeebot | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much more patriotic than Mexican emblem mayor Belize fried rice.

  27. px | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The blue thing is a Silkie leg.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silkie

  28. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    American flag senate Ukraine … Doctor, my brain hurts!

  29. Mayo | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    American flag senate = American ginsen
    Ukraine chicken = ‘black chicken’ (silkie)

    This is what happens when you translate chinese words character-by-character out of context.

  30. Tom P. | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken Soup for the American-Flag-waving Ukrainian Senator’s Soul.

  31. EffEff | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just stick to borscht if I want good Ukrainian soup.

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