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Life is not worth the energy…
posted on 17 Jan 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries
Don’t walk toward the light!
Photo courtesy of Niall D.
Found in Siem Reap, Cambodia.
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I thought “lights out” was a euphemism for NOT living.
… and take a walk on the dark side of life…..
Welcome to the Metaphysical Hotel.
There will be absolutely no living it up with the lights on.
And also please don’t turn on the fun.
Makes sense to me. Coming to life in a brightly lit room is a traumatic experience for a newborn.
I’ve been told to please turn off the light before loving…
I am so very ready for this vampire thing to go out of style…
First there was a spark then…
If the light must be turned off before living who turned it on to begin with?
CLAP! CLAP!
It Lives.
It’s the Clapper.
You haven’t truly lived until you’ve gone to the Dark Side.
…then turn it on again after dying.
Don’t forget, dear child, before exiting your mother’s womb, turn off the light!
The light goes out automatically after you close the door.
Always look on the dark side of life
Lights on for safety !
Lights off for living (dangerously) !
Keep table clean after dying? Touching switches before living? The wacko who writes these signs is either a zombie, a shameless cynicist, or both.
looks like dracula is here for the night
That is understandable. A new life often begins in darkness!
Revised Birth Process:
1. amniotic fluid breaks
2. baby turns off light
3. baby is born
Sorry for living!
I am the light.