“Mean” Joe Gurdman led the NFL in rushing yards last year.

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   Eduard | 4:10 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   My name is Gurdman Rush and I hate these balconies!

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   Eduard | 4:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   @%#$%$#@ Balcony: the place to jump-start your brief gurdman career.

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   faulty wiring | 4:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ok ok, I’ll hang out of the toilet window then

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   That’s better than being rushed by a Gundam.

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   Algernon | 5:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Furls rush in

6. 

   FatKenney | 5:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Every time an alarm sounds, a gurdman gets his wings.

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   Jellychop | 6:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Suddenly, the alarm sounded, the gurdman rushed in!
   On the balcony the only thing found was this note:

   “Dun’t buther trying to fund me.
   I’ll be buck! — Yur’s truly, P. Gus.”

8. 

   DrLex | 8:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   A gurdman is actually someone who rushes towards balconies and jumps off them, dragging any people on the balcony along while doing so. Beware of the gurdman.

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   coffeebot | 9:01 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Don’t mess with him… he’s in the National Gurd

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    Kitsune | 10:12 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    The gurman can rush all he wants, because I’m going long.

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    Gwydion Williams | 10:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    A good Gurdman is hard to find

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    A Non-Y Mouse | 11:18 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Honey! I made too much for dinner. Could you go out on the balcony and see if the Gurdmans want to come over?

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    Gwydion Williams | 11:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Gird up thine Gurdman when thou ventureth forth unto the balcony

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    Darth Na'vi | 1:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Guess the veranda is there just for decoration? Where is the guardsman, in a door on the veranda? This is a very strange image…

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    Tom P. | 1:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    When the alarm sounds, the Gurdman has to crank faster on his Hurdy Gurdy.

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    RT | 4:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    sooo… i guess this is former office linebacker Terry Tate’s newest job then?

17. 

    jjhitt | 7:21 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Final Score:
    Balcony: 12
    Gurdmen: 0

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    Tim S | 10:42 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    It’s rush week at Osaka U

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    DragonLady | 6:39 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    I suppose in the Middle East the Gurdman is a Kurdman. Things must be going worse than I thought for these people if they’re all rushing off balconies.

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    the kid | 7:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    he must lead in interceptions.

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