Oh I thought this was Heck–Hot Coffee….

Approved by Paris Hilton.

Hot diggity dog

Hi! I’m Gosh Darn and I’ll be your server today.

Sister to the ‘Completely Crappola Corner Store’

The more adult ‘Wang’ & ‘Thang’ hot bread shops specialise in erotic cakes that double as marital aids

…from a damn big oven in a darn cool store!

Things get really unprintable if you order toast.

Hell hath no furry like our Butter Top Whole Wheat bread.

I asked for hot cross buns and they kicked me out of the place….

“Would you like some friggin’ butter with that?”

This bread is so hot an old lady sued them for not displaying “CAUTION: HOT BREAD” on the bag.

Accompanied by Darn Cold Milk.

waiter, the pastries are coming on to me…

So good, your mama’ll wash your mouth out with soap!

Oh man, the censors hit this place too?

Oh, you’re looking for SHOOT, Nice Donuts

This is actually my friend’s family’s bakery. Seriously!! It’s Dang hot!

ok so where is the ice cold beer tavern?

I’ll take the darn baguette

Served with Tarnation Hot Chocolate.

Daaaannnngg!

I just love some dang hot bread with flippin’ cold butter.

Dangerously Hot Beard.