The cook is now on the TSA watch list…

posted on 18 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Sam Carter.
Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.

40 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Beware buelatiful woman this stuff blows your head off.

  2. jjhitt | 4:12 am |

    Your head is fired. Get out!
    The rest of you, however, is expected to get back to work.

  3. jjhitt | 4:16 am |

    Raymond Chandler ate here.

  4. jjhitt | 4:28 am |

    It’s made with stuff, so it’s got to be good.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:31 am |

    One main of spicy beautiful woman stuff with exploding fries, please. But hoold the squid head.

  6. faulty wiring | 4:35 am |

    Sorry, we’re fresh out of beautiful woman pepper. We can do it with communist pepper or inexperienced pepper though.

  7. DrLex | 5:21 am |

    I wonder what the Scoville score would be for exploding semtex fries.

  8. jjhitt | 5:26 am |

    WARNING: May contain nuts, beautiful women and exploding chefs.

  9. krysto4 | 5:29 am |

    “Sir, please step out of the line – we’ve detected exploding fries in your underwear…”

  10. Take2 | 6:18 am |

    Does the HR office allow spicily firing?

  11. d17nk | 6:27 am |

    apparantly, they hire octopus for waiters in China

  12. Someone | 6:45 am |

    Is that an exploding frie in your pants or are you just happy to see the pepper?

  13. Tekleader | 7:24 am |

    “Delicious! By the way, what happened to that other guy who used to work here?”

  14. Classic Steve | 7:34 am |

    I hope the employee was whoever wrote this menu.

  15. Chris | 8:17 am |

    Beautiful woman pepper! Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?

  16. SilverRose | 8:55 am |

    A, that was a wild night at the Chinese resturant! HOLY CATS WE’RE ON YOUTUBE!

  17. demondude777 | 9:30 am |

    Wow. I don’t know if I just want to eat here, or take out an application to work so I can watch the show. Cooks that explode stuff, employees getting fired…this sounds fun.

  18. Xila31 | 10:07 am |

    The employee was fired with a dash of tabasco and a side of exploding fries.

  19. Lollerskate | 10:14 am |

    That’s not squid…

  20. Snufkin | 10:54 am |

    “Waiter, there’s a beautiful woman in my soup!”

    “Ah, yes sir, we apologize. I’ll be happy to get you something else instead. I can assure you the chef responsible has been…ah…terminated.”

    “Ah, well, in that case….hm…”

    “Might I recommend the Grills Crazy Chef Serve Him for Dinner Soup? It’s very…. fresh.”

  21. Big Fat Cat | 1:06 pm |

    This is a secret dish adapted from the French Revolution when they have heads rolling all around.

  22. Yannush | 1:17 pm |

    The cook was punished for what he did to the duck which later exploded.

  23. Darth Na'vi | 2:56 pm |

    I dunno. This may be the best one yet out of China’s menus generated by online translation.

  24. Stopchicks | 5:39 pm |

    Don’t they know that beautiful women named Pepper and squidheads with garlic breath don’t mix?

  25. Cecily | 8:58 pm |

    “This squid head is absolutely delicious! I’ve never had such…OH MY GOD, it’s the cook! He’s gone spicy in the head…and he’s got exploding fries! EVERYBODY GET DOWN!”

  26. Bob | 12:22 pm |

    A coworker told me that to be “fried a squid” is a slang term in Chinese meaning that you’ve been fired. So the real name of this dish should be “Spicily Fried Squid Head.” (I’ve known a couple of employees who were squidheads…)

  27. Lora | 7:09 pm |

    The stuff they put on the Kid’s Menu these days…

  28. emily | 3:58 am |

    Waiter: May I take your order, sir?
    Diner: Bring me the beautiful woman. No pepper please.

  29. Rob | 10:56 am |

    When “parsley” is the only remotely appetizing-sounding part of the meal, you know it’s not a good sign.

  30. Seems like everything on the menu here explodes then fries, and if it’s not made with beautiful woman pepper then it tastes like Kim Possible. Sex and gunpowder rule the Muddle Kingdom ….

  31. Martin Zhang | 11:02 pm |

    how do you fire employees with spicily do you feed the employee lots of beautiful woman pepper?

  32. EffEff | 7:59 pm |

    “Scotty, there’s a strange woman in my soup who knows my entire meal plan!”

  33. garudamon11 | 11:30 am |

    Employee: “Damn! cant get rid of my boss even in vacation!”

  34. Cami | 9:23 pm |

    I mean, he was a pretty bad waiter.

  35. Long Tom | 4:26 pm |

    I remember seeing a news item about bursting watermelons in China.

  36. Davey8 | 3:51 pm |

    Uhm, now that I know explosives are required for a lot of Asian cooking, is it too late to back out of my Chinese cooking class?!

  37. MamiZombie | 12:39 am |

    “Let’s see, I’ve got the parsley, tender garlic stem and squid head. Now where can I find the Beautiful Woman Pepper? Is it at the Adult Desserts aisle?”

  38. MamiZombie | 12:52 am |

    Sorry, should be at Adult Spices aisle.

  39. Chris Coffman | 10:59 am |

    You are experience angrerd head are tardy, make from fries when blewed in!! Enjoy the onry woman!

  40. sparky | 9:08 pm |

    Q: Wow do you get squid head?
    A: Very carefully!

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