The dog needs a rest

posted on 6 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Vit Kozianski.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

40 captions

  1. Eduard | 4:04 am |

    We here at K9 Advertising came up with a revolutionary printed material that will keep off unwanted by-passers: Introducing “The Doggie-stopper”!

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    No walkies here.

  3. jjhitt | 4:16 am |

    You keep off the dog, and the dog will keep off of you.

  4. DrLex | 4:18 am |

    Doing it doggy-style is also prohibited here, I presume?

  5. SF | 4:23 am |

    Being eaten is one thing, being harassed is another one.

  6. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    I’m Rover and I approved this message.

  7. faulty wiring | 4:24 am |

    …but go for your life with the cat

  8. faulty wiring | 4:26 am |

    Keep off the dog: It is trying to move it’s bowels in peace

  9. beechoak | 5:12 am |

    I’m getting off my dogs; I’ve been walking around all day, and boy, are they tired!

  10. Eccekio | 5:37 am |

    Bestiality is frowned upon here.

  11. Jellychop | 5:56 am |

    Too bad fleas and ticks can’t read.

  12. FatKenney | 6:09 am |

    Apparently, riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment.

  13. jjhitt | 6:53 am |

    Every year it’s the same old resolution: Try to stay dog-free…

  14. jjhitt | 6:54 am |

    Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  15. xila31 | 7:18 am |

    And beware of grass!

  16. Someone | 9:56 am |

    How nice, they’re protecting all dogs there. Everyone should bring their dog to that place!

  17. Peter Chan | 10:09 am |

    WARNING – Fierce dog!

  18. kitsune | 10:10 am |

    Apparently bestiality laws needed clarifying.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 12:01 pm |

    “I want to be alone” said Greta Dogbo

  20. RT | 1:14 pm |

    where my dawgs at? RrRrrrr… ARF ARF

  21. Tong | 1:43 pm |

    He is taken! Try next door.

  22. tim wittman | 1:43 pm |

    But, Dude, I can’t help it. That dog is so HOT!

  23. Eccekio | 1:54 pm |

    WE. ARE NOT AMUSED

  24. phoenixx | 3:59 pm |

    who let the dogs out?

  25. Eccekio | 4:00 pm |

    Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner.

  26. Eccekio | 4:02 pm |

    EDIt: Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner. Owner makie bad noise and jumpie up and down on head.

  27. Dawn | 1:21 am |

    No “hair of the dog” here. You’ll just have to sleep it off.

  28. Nerikull | 5:23 am |

    Keep off the dog…ya damn kids!!!

  29. Todd | 12:49 pm |

    Dog free is the way to be!

  30. Lora | 5:10 pm |

    Hey human, get off my back!

  31. Bill Gates | 9:25 pm |

    No putting on the dog. We don’t like those who put on airs in these parts.

  32. Bill Gates | 9:31 pm |

    If someone offers you some dog, just say NO.

  33. Diddims | 4:44 pm |

    Dogs hate sexual harassment.

  34. Eoin | 2:20 am |

    I saw a sign like that in Aberdeen once, only it said “Keep off the sheep”

  35. Punkie | 8:23 pm |

    Needless to say… because of monkeys.

  36. EffEff | 7:26 pm |

    Now that’s putting on the dog!

  37. Bad | 4:19 am |

    Try not to screw the pooch…

  38. larry black | 1:40 am |

    He’s had a ruff day already.

  39. sparky | 9:46 pm |

    Thank you! But there something nicer inside.

  40. Myself | 11:47 pm |

    @Eoin 2:20
    Was the sign manufactured by this company, perchance? (http://www.engrish.com/2011/02/lube-sheep-for-best-results/)

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