Welcome to my inside

Such a cheap tart.

That’s one craaazy dress.

Does it come in black?

Does this western, rocknroll, elegant, classic lolita, chinese, animal, japneses style dress make my butt look fat?

Welcome to Shidax Dohtonbori Club 1. The fashion show is on my inside. On my outside, however, are various rashes and stains that pay tribute to some of those who came before you.

Club #1 is open for business! Club #2, however, was closed by public order after some of the classic lolita Chinese animals wearing Japanese style dresses escaped and invaded the nursing home next door, causing various flesh wounds and untold psychological trauma to the startled and largely immobile residents.

Welcome to my fashion show. Please bring your own endoscope.

@jjhitt
If the animal INSIDE of you is a pachyderm, it surely will !

Man, if you were eating The Happy Family Photo Special and a side dish of American Flag Senate Ukraine Chicken Soup, no wonder you got a good “running” show going on inside !

That’s a bunch of shidax!

Hey baby, welcome to the party in my pants, the fashion show in my inside, and the sitcom in my underwear!

Our next model is Nicole, wearing the latest in Spleen print patterns, notice how they are accented by her matching adrenals. And of course, the perfect accessory, a Gucci pancreas. ..

western, rocknroll, elegant, classic lolita, chinese, animal, japneses style dress, boy, that just about covers everything.

Welcome to the hipster fashion salad bar.

So a fashion show for anime furries, then?

Has anyone warned Madonna yet?

The real Madonna would invite you to check out her inside, too.

“Yes my outfit is a panda, born in the US, raised in Japan, and fed nothing but a rock and roll diet. Why do you ask?”

Even David Bowie is jealous!

No animals were harmed in the preperation for the show.

Nothing says elegant western rock’n’roll like a pantomime cow costume.

Not suitable for Virgin Births

Everyone I invited for my fashion show turned me down. What’s wrong here?

waiwaiwait… you’re saying madonna is chinese and dresses like a classic underaged girl?

You strke quite the pose in your western, rock-n-roll, elegant, classic lolita, chinese, animal and japanese style dress.

This is why animals don’t wear clothes. They don’t want to look like Madonna.

As perfect description of Japanese fashion here as I have ever read.

“Classic lolita”? I didn’t know ephebophiles had genre preferences ….

Does this entrance lead into Madonna, ala “Being John Malkovich”?
If so, I am afraid of what I might find!

Osmosis Jones II

It yearns for Madonna? Would it settle for Lady Gaga? She just loves this stuff.

Man, PETA will have a fit with that dress!