Can I still hate mowing you?

posted on 18 Feb 2011 in Chinglish

Have you hugged you lawn today?

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign to stay off of grass.

18 captions

  1. Eduard | 4:05 am |

    Hateful suicidal trespassers and emos will be severely persecuted!

  2. faulty wiring | 4:07 am |

    Look, we’ve been through this all before…I was drunk, it was dark, you smelt nice…you have to get over it!

  3. jjhitt | 4:08 am |

    Kiss my grass!

  4. Algernon | 4:14 am |

    I’m such an I specialist

  5. jjhitt | 4:32 am |

    To see a world in a grain of sand,
    And a heaven in a wild flower,
    Your dog must not poop on this land,
    Parking limit: one hour.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:34 am |

    Today is “I love Crabgrass Day”. Please show your love to all craps.

  7. FatKenney | 5:06 am |

    Peace, love, grass.

  8. beechoak | 5:15 am |

    Tree hugger!

  9. Classic Steve | 7:59 am |

    Please keep off the life.

  10. Eccekio | 8:00 am |

    And peace on you too.

  11. Chris | 8:07 am |

    But is it true love or just hormones?

  12. demondude777 | 9:35 am |

    So does this mean it is a bad spot to kill myself? *confused*

  13. coffeebot | 6:38 am |

    Love means never having to say Mow

  14. xila31 | 8:50 am |

    “Officer, my lawn is stalking me from my bushes again.”

  15. Lora | 2:26 pm |

    I love you, Mr. Sign! Big hugs!

  16. phoenixx | 7:06 am |

    hippie lawn care

  17. Yes, but how do I know you won’t leave me for some other patch of lawn?

  18. Silverwolf | 2:42 pm |

    I think it all depends on which grass this sign is referencing…

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