Can I still hate mowing you?

posted on 18 Feb 2011 in Chinglish

Have you hugged you lawn today?

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign to stay off of grass.

18 captions

  1. Eduard | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hateful suicidal trespassers and emos will be severely persecuted!

  2. faulty wiring | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, we’ve been through this all before…I was drunk, it was dark, you smelt nice…you have to get over it!

  3. jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiss my grass!

  4. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m such an I specialist

  5. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To see a world in a grain of sand,
    And a heaven in a wild flower,
    Your dog must not poop on this land,
    Parking limit: one hour.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today is “I love Crabgrass Day”. Please show your love to all craps.

  7. FatKenney | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Peace, love, grass.

  8. beechoak | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tree hugger!

  9. Classic Steve | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please keep off the life.

  10. Eccekio | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And peace on you too.

  11. Chris | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But is it true love or just hormones?

  12. demondude777 | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So does this mean it is a bad spot to kill myself? *confused*

  13. coffeebot | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Love means never having to say Mow

  14. xila31 | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Officer, my lawn is stalking me from my bushes again.”

  15. Lora | 2:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love you, Mr. Sign! Big hugs!

  16. phoenixx | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hippie lawn care

  17. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, but how do I know you won’t leave me for some other patch of lawn?

  18. Silverwolf | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it all depends on which grass this sign is referencing…

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