Consult your doctor if effect lasts more than 4 hours…

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   Eduard | 4:06 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   The strong spray for woody men enjoyed by moody women!

2. 

   faulty wiring | 4:20 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Doesn’t look big enough for the job of deodorising 8×4 men’s woodies

3. 

   faulty wiring | 4:31 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   New from 8×4: Woody deodorant and polish! Polish your woody with one of our sensually scented fragrances that are guaranteed to turn her on. And don’t forget the forte mix with extra gloss for those special occasions.

   Coming soon: Musk scented termite repellent, to keep it clean and fresh when the going gets questionable

4. 

   Algernon | 4:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Does using this mean you’ll get wood.

5. 

   Rm | 4:43 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   It was all sensual woody for 8×4 until it got floored by the axe effect..

6. 

   beechoak | 5:06 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   8-foot tall by 4-foot wide? That’s not a woody! That’s the whole tree!

7. 

   beechoak | 5:08 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   What do you get when you cross a male organ with a telephone pole?

   You get an 8×4 woody that wants to reach out and touch someone!

8. 

   jjhitt | 5:16 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   8×4. Four times more powerful than being smacked with a 2×4.

9. 

   jjhitt | 5:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I love the smell of plywood in the morning…

10. 

    terri | 5:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    8×4 are the standard measurements for this item. 8 inches long by 4 inches in circumference.

11. 

    Jellychop | 6:06 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    8×4 sensual woody: It’s not The Joy of Sex; it’s The Joists of Sex.

12. 

    Eccekio | 7:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Do the Japanese use centimetres or inches?

13. 

    Eccekio | 7:49 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    If it is 8 X 4 centimetres, then what I have heard about Japanese men is true.

14. 

    Eduard | 8:02 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    I hear they are facing stiff competition……

15. 

    Chris | 8:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Got wood?

16. 

    WokBoy | 11:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m betting Ed Wood would enjoy Plan 8×4 from outer space

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    kitsune | 1:20 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    When two and a half men just isn’t enough,

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    RT | 4:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    harro radies. rook at your man. now back to me. now back to your man. now back to me. sadly, he isn’t me. but if he switch to 8×4 men he have rarge dicku rik me.

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    xila31 | 5:28 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Smell 84 times more like a man. Take that, Old Spice

20. 

    Chuck | 5:34 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    “Hello, Doctor. My 8X4 Sensual Woody has lasted five hours.”

    “No, no, no. I’m just calling to brag !”

21. 

    Bill Gates | 7:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Graham Chapman had the last word on woodiness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

22. 

    coffeebot | 6:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    8 inch length, 4 inch girth… sir, you can’t take that on the plane until it’s exsanguinated.

23. 

    DragonLady | 3:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    sensual Woody, huh…what a braggart

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    EffEff | 6:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “I got a 30-foot wagon and I call it my woody.
    Wood City, here we come.”

    - Jan & Dean

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    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 8:35 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Also comes in Warm Stiffy and Loving Hard-On.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is 32! Many Woody Man!

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