Don’t cheat on her

Interested in marksmanship classes, Infernal Majesty?

Ok family, I’d like to introduce the girl who I think I want to spend the rest of my life with…as soon as she has stopped drinking the cat’s blood

You call yourself Satan, you talk like Tarzan and you cant figure out why she left you? Really, now….

So the Devil doesn’t wear Prada, after all!

Its not my fault, the devil made me do it.

When Little Miss Sunshine has a bad day,…. watch out.

If you wear that T-shirt backwards, you will hear God’s message.

She dated my best friend, DEMON LIL BASTARD

Satan back up and try again.

With every bullet so far…

Late for Christmas but just in time Valentine’s Day !!

Poor Satan. Ever since we started sending only sweet girls to Hell…it just hasn’t be as enjoyable for him….

If you wear that T-shirt backwards, you will hear God’s message.

Mind contror through subriminar messaging.

Satan is very lonely

She’s in a bad mood because her boyfriend broke up with her. He said he found her little horns and tail kind of sexy, but he just couldn’t get past the goat hooves.

Another one of those Pokemon.

she must be hot as hell?

I love the rose border on the text. If you’re going to be a Satanic Bitch, you should at least be a CLASSY Satanic Bitch.

Does this shirt come with an autograph by Karla LaVey?

Since when did Satan become a pimp?

I can sympathize. I miss my bitch too.

Captions unfail to Engrish in the way! Many native EngLish speakels
say **Satan Miss Bitch** fol **Satan Misses Bitch**! (Bettel feer solly fol Satan, arso.)

@Dragon Lady: Are you calling someone an “arso?”

Hell’s beauty constests work a little differently…

Your boyfriend called… he says he wishes you were around more. He wasn’t very endearing in the way he said it, though.

I take it this means you’re not looking for someone right now?