English rule #1: Neatness not required

posted on 22 Feb 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Be expect job as to translator!


Photo courtesy of Earl.
English academy in South Korea.
(“NEAT” stands for National English Ability Test).

37 captions

  1. Eduard | 4:17 am |

    Welcome to our “How to French” class. I’ll be your teacher, Dr. Love.
    Don’t worry if you are at noob at this. You are learn!
    Now, I need a neat blonde volunteer…

  2. DrLex | 4:22 am |

    I can already English! I am smile!

  3. Camy | 4:32 am |

    I Englished my friend yesterday, but he wasn’t smile. ..

  4. Algernon | 4:36 am |

    Always with a smile

  5. garudamon11 | 4:37 am |

    so thats why we are getting alot of engrish from korea lately ?

  6. Andy | 4:39 am |

    Korean women’s smiles go up and down instead of left to right.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:53 am |

    How to Korean 🙁

  8. Jellychop | 5:21 am |

    Don’t worry about How to Grammar.

  9. Jazzy | 5:29 am |

    “How to English” will be followed by a sequel “How to Engrish.”

  10. laguardia | 7:12 am |

    it’s not necessary. i’ve been englished.

  11. faulty wiring | 7:53 am |

    I’m frown! People speaking english laughing too much to me, speak me anytime words.

  12. faulty wiring | 7:56 am |

    Don’t worry about pay! Be smile with How to Shoplift!

  13. xila31 | 8:02 am |

    Don’t worry about neat! English like caveman. Need learn some words. Forget rest.

  14. Chuck | 8:17 am |

    Don’t worry about Neat when you have Cool with Cooling Cube !!

  15. jjhitt | 8:23 am |

    I’m waiting for ‘Be Management with How To Brain’.

  16. faulty wiring | 8:37 am |

    @jjhitt:

    No, you’re thinking of ‘Be Management with How to Backside’

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 8:41 am |

    Be promotion, and how to blowhole.

  18. Classic Steve | 10:18 am |

    So when I thought I bought a guide to “polishing”…

  19. Ninos Ishaia | 10:39 am |

    My pockets are aching me. Be smile to I have be Englished !

  20. Lora | 7:44 pm |

    NEAT stands for National English Ability Test. And don’t worry about it. The author of this book didn’t either when they failed. 🙂

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 9:04 pm |

    @Camy. I Frenched my friend yesterday and she smiled like a Cheshire Cat.

  22. coffeebot | 4:46 am |

    Rule Number 1: Be smile
    Rule Number 2: Open a mouth
    Rule Number 4: Think of a thought
    Rule Number 3: English the person!

  23. Pete | 7:45 pm |

    No, no, no, that was a typo and an omission.
    What they meant to say was:

    “Don’t worry about MEAT. Worry about Kimchi.”

  24. liam1224 | 7:02 pm |

    I can now speaked english perfect!

  25. ann | 11:46 pm |

    Any good speaker knows that a “u” follows a “q”…or that’s what it looks like to me… “Enqulish”. As in, “I have no Enqulish what you’re talking about.”

  26. SomeGuy | 9:00 pm |

    Be smile with visit website. “Don’t worry about NEAT” demonstrated liberally.

  27. Seventy-2rd o'clock | 3:02 pm |

    An Engrish: ”How to English!”
    Manuel: ”I speak Eeengrish. I learned it from a boook.”

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:00 pm |

    No!
    How to be smiled with Engrish! is that.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 pm |

    Be never worry about ‘Non English Ability Test’… is to be translate.

  30. ibloedel | 4:47 pm |

    wow… ironic

  31. iLock | 5:25 am |

    Don’t worry about proper grammar!

  32. HardRockMark | 9:29 am |

    crappy broken sentences engrish, just fine will be!

  33. ssssss | 5:25 pm |

    that doesn’t grammar properly clams

  34. Chinese Translation | 9:08 am |

    big smile, that’s what sell…

  35. f | 9:58 am |

    don’t worry, be smile

  36. pete | 3:04 pm |

    And If there was a colon, everything would be a whole less fun! xxD

  37. pete | 3:05 pm |

    And If there was a colon, everything would be a lot less fun! xxD

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