English rule #1: Neatness not required

posted on 22 Feb 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Be expect job as to translator!


Photo courtesy of Earl.
English academy in South Korea.
(“NEAT” stands for National English Ability Test).

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  1. Eduard | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to our “How to French” class. I’ll be your teacher, Dr. Love.
    Don’t worry if you are at noob at this. You are learn!
    Now, I need a neat blonde volunteer…

  2. DrLex | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can already English! I am smile!

  3. Camy | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I Englished my friend yesterday, but he wasn’t smile. ..

  4. Algernon | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always with a smile

  5. garudamon11 | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so thats why we are getting alot of engrish from korea lately ?

  6. Andy | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Korean women’s smiles go up and down instead of left to right.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How to Korean :(

  8. Jellychop | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t worry about How to Grammar.

  9. Jazzy | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “How to English” will be followed by a sequel “How to Engrish.”

  10. laguardia | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    it’s not necessary. i’ve been englished.

  11. faulty wiring | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m frown! People speaking english laughing too much to me, speak me anytime words.

  12. faulty wiring | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry about pay! Be smile with How to Shoplift!

  13. xila31 | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry about neat! English like caveman. Need learn some words. Forget rest.

  14. Chuck | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry about Neat when you have Cool with Cooling Cube !!

  15. jjhitt | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m waiting for ‘Be Management with How To Brain’.

  16. faulty wiring | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt:

    No, you’re thinking of ‘Be Management with How to Backside’

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be promotion, and how to blowhole.

  18. Classic Steve | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So when I thought I bought a guide to “polishing”…

  19. Ninos Ishaia | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My pockets are aching me. Be smile to I have be Englished !

  20. Lora | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NEAT stands for National English Ability Test. And don’t worry about it. The author of this book didn’t either when they failed. :-)

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Camy. I Frenched my friend yesterday and she smiled like a Cheshire Cat.

  22. coffeebot | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule Number 1: Be smile
    Rule Number 2: Open a mouth
    Rule Number 4: Think of a thought
    Rule Number 3: English the person!

  23. Pete | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no, no, that was a typo and an omission.
    What they meant to say was:

    “Don’t worry about MEAT. Worry about Kimchi.”

  24. liam1224 | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can now speaked english perfect!

  25. ann | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Any good speaker knows that a “u” follows a “q”…or that’s what it looks like to me… “Enqulish”. As in, “I have no Enqulish what you’re talking about.”

  26. SomeGuy | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be smile with visit website. “Don’t worry about NEAT” demonstrated liberally.

  27. Seventy-2rd o'clock | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An Engrish: ”How to English!”
    Manuel: ”I speak Eeengrish. I learned it from a boook.”

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No!
    How to be smiled with Engrish! is that.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be never worry about ‘Non English Ability Test’… is to be translate.

  30. ibloedel | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wow… ironic

  31. iLock | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry about proper grammar!

  32. HardRockMark | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    crappy broken sentences engrish, just fine will be!

  33. ssssss | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that doesn’t grammar properly clams

  34. Chinese Translation | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    big smile, that’s what sell…

  35. f | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t worry, be smile

  36. pete | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And If there was a colon, everything would be a whole less fun! xxD

  37. pete | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And If there was a colon, everything would be a lot less fun! xxD

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