I laughed so hard, I sharted myself

posted on 28 Feb 2011 in Clothing

You should see the Boxer Sharts…


Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
T-shart found in Japan.

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  1. AspieSincerity | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    MUG THIS.

  2. AspieSincerity | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Or shirt, rather.

  3. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    [this is going to be a GOOD day]

  4. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    This explains why Customs wants to talk to me about the My Little Pony shirts I ordered.

  5. FatKenney | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 7  

    It does this whenever it’s told or else it gets the hose again.

  6. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    … Or else it gets the hose again…. oh never mind, too late.

  7. Algernon | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    A variation on the missionary position

  8. FatKenney | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a sexy mofo.

  9. DrLex | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 50  Subtract rating 0  

    It gets on the mama, takes off its T-shart, and screams “Gyagoo!”

  10. coffeebot | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Love the shirt! Not keen on the trademark brown stripe on the back.

  11. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The Mama Gets It On.

  12. Pete | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The only phrase missing was “Adios”.

    (i.e, AMF!)

  13. jjhitt | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    You put your left foot in.
    You pull your right leg out.
    And Gyagoo it all about.

  14. Powerdul Entity | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Who’s your daddy?

  15. Rizka | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    T-shart? With that picture? Holy shirt!

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    It had to happen. Android sex.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Androids! Put on your firewall before sex.

  18. xila31 | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Where else would you get “children crossing” stick figures?

  19. Jellychop | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    It gets on the mama.
    It produces Gyagoo.
    And that’s how little line segments are made.

  20. Kitsune | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Incest, the home game.

  21. d17nk | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    Lets get it on mama. and then go wash my sharts.

  22. Silly Uncle Willy | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Soon to be an Engrish.com Store classic soon, I hope?

  23. Big Fat Cat | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be mistaken. It’s just a T-shart about CPR.

  24. garudamon11 | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    It beautifully puts the mama in the basket

  25. Classic Steve | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, the “mama” sure looks flat… uh-oh.

  26. Gwydion Williams | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t try wearing it in Sweden

  27. Salome | 12:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that the natural consequence of Toilet Love?

  28. Lollerskate | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    While papa is away!

  29. DragonLady | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    Evidently, the stick figures represent a gay male couple, no curves anywhere. Do you think they can reproduce just by calling the fem *mama*? Big disappointment, not Baby Gyagoo, coming their way.

  30. phoenixx | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i though tthis was a cpr demo shart…my bad

  31. David S | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m too sexy for my shart, too sexyyy…

  32. stanislavmama | 11:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell results in the proliferation of gyagoo sharting

  33. Doug | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  34. Christine | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It gets OFF on the mama….

  35. mkg | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this is the best Engrish I have ever seen. Definitely mug-worthy. I don’t know what’s funnier – the fact that it’s a t-shart, or what is on the shart itself. A double-whammy!

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Which one of the figures is actually ‘mama’?

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or: ‘DON’T SHAT ON THAT T-SHART’

  38. squirrel | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seventy2rd, I wondered which one is “mama” too!

  39. Lefty | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It sharts on the mama and mama yells GYAGOO!

  40. scars | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mama, wear this shirt and papa will learn his lesson.

    ps: “into the mama, not ON the mama, silly papa!”

  41. mosier1 | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Y1990…..too rich for me!

  42. ace | 12:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and the dada is pleased

  43. Joe | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A shart story with a happy ending.

  44. Silverwolf | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of “Cooking Mama” comes the next game for the Nintendo Wii…

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